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Uploaded by on Aug 1, 2011

Paramedic: he uhh, he says he was a Trex a long time ago and there's, there's a possibility he's pregnant with a t rex.
Officer: sir, you're pregnant with a dinosaur?
Man: it's highly possible.
Officer: can you tell me how you got... pregnant?
Man: from smoking. the tobacco, i smoke a lot of ciagrettes. annnd, tobacco has thoughts, i come from a family of magicians, and it gathers - like a circle...in your stomach, and it wants to be a person. and i've had the desire to have a family, ya know? have a child.
Officer: who's the father?
Man: Uh, me.
Officer: who's the mother?
Man: in dinosaurs, the man can get pregnant. i'm the keeper of the eggs, ya.
Officer: so, you're going to have an egg?
Man: Yes.

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  • he must have some good shit

  • @rivetteracer11 exactly what i was thinking until the end, and then i realized.. he's clearly mentally unstable.

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  • "And this kids....is teh REAL reason you shouldn't smoke"

    "But i want a baby dinosaur! D="

  • Officer: sir, you're pregnant with a dinosaur?

    Man: it's highly possible.

    Me: is it??? is it really...??? lol

  • What trips me out, is that the cop said "its pretty much the safest tourist destination in the world" ... hmmm it wasnt so safe when 2Pac got shot -_-

  • he looks even more like the arabic dude who was on the mummy... the one with the tattoo on his face

    

  • More like Dr. Ian Malcom.....

  • I just watched this! xD

  • He looks and sounds like sylvester stallone!!!!

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