The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script - Facebook Spoof

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The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script - Facebook Spoof

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LYRICS:
(Got the eye of the tiger...)
Goin' back to the corner
Where I first chatted with you
Gunna chat without sleeping
I'm not gunna move

Got some words on my profile
Got your picture on my wall
Sayin if you see this girl can you tell that I will BRB?

Some try to chat with me
They don't understand
Im not Jack I'm just a broken batted man

I know that made no sense
But what else could I have said?
How can I move on if I'm still in love with bread

Cause if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we met
And you'll see me waiting for you
On the corner of your screen

Cause I'm not moving
I'm not moving, yeah

G-Stan says, "Son you kinda suck at life."
I said, "Brb my hot pockets are done."
Gotta sit on my chair even if I'm in pain or I choke
If she loses her mind this is the first place she will go

Cause if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we met
And you'll see me waiting for you
On the corner of your screen

Cause I'm not moving
I'm not moving, yeah
I'm not moving
I'm not moving, yeah

People talk about that kid whose waiting on another girl
Woooooooooaaaaahhhhwoooahhwoahwoahwoahwoah
There are no holes in his shoes but a big hole in his sock
Woooooooooaaaaahhhhwoooahhwoahwoahwoahwoah

Maybe I'll get famous when I post this video
And maybe you won't mean to
But you'll see me on The View
And I'll be running away from Whoopi
Cause you know she'll beet me up
I'm a man that's on the View
I'm a man that's on the View

Cause if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we met
And you'll see me waiting for you
On the corner of your screen

(repeat)

Cause I'm not moving,
I'm not moving yeah
I'm not moving
I'm not --wait I just moved
Yeah yeah yeah

Goin' back to the corner where I first chatted with you
Gunna give up on dating you I think I'm gunna move,

HA. WHATS UP SHAWTY. (giggle)

thank you to:
Jobe (camera/crew/part of video)
Gavin (camera/crew/part of video)
SBI Audio Karaoke (background music)
The Wagner Family (filming day help)
You! (watching this)

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[renesmeechild101]

WHAT THE F*** IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[therussellsprouts]

@renesmeechild101 i love you

[quantomridla]

so f ucking gay

[therussellsprouts]

@quantomridla i love you

[Donk3y13579]

OMG your SHIT!!!!!!!!

[therussellsprouts]

@Donk3y13579 i love you

[CraftedPie]

I love this video :)

[egyardiya]

the best gay video "s**t"

[checkmate777777]

Lol

[charliceful]

haha this is gd :) and screw the jerks that say otherwise :p

[coolheid1]

You're gay.

I hope you already know this

[abiesentani]

if you see this girl, can you tell her " i will brb" ROTFL!

[abiesentani]

so FUNNY man!

[sofien115]

You not moving .Yes you are , you are walking Lol {+_+}XD

[Vintage8Ball]

I'm pretty sure he made his voice sound like that in person. You dumb, ignorant, immature Haterz don't know humor from a squirrels butt -.-

[1419devin]

screw you guys he did good it takes balls to do something like this so that means u aint got none

-devin johnon