Nadja and the Scary Singing CVS Santa Stocking Cap

It just wants to eat your precious, precious brainses.

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[kv501]

What're worse than hipsters? Wannabe hipsters.

..."Hey Benchilada, how was my fake freaked-outedness look? Was I like all ironic and sarcastic and stuff? Oh wait, I just realized that us being in a CVS was ironic. I am so too cultured for this non-indie place...ugh. Let's get out of here before somebody thinks we don't watch Wes Anderson movies. Hey, look, they have Che posters on sale this week."

[benchilada]

@kv501 - "Hey benjamin, did I waste part of my day being a dick on YouTube because I've got nothing better to do with my empty life? Joking about hipsters is old and tired, and that you're not hipsters, and you don't even like Wes Anderson, and Che shirts celebrate a murderer, and...wait, come back! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEE!" - kv501

There you go, little one. I've paid you some attention. Now go get your blanket and I'll read you a bedtime story.

[THEREALagentorrange]

HOLIDAY BRAIN SLUG!!!

[Umpqu4]

It's the Christmas Sorting Hat.

[ShoshieB1]

Xmas gets scarier and scarier every year.