Clash of the Titans (in 60 Seconds)

Sadly, this may be my most accurate movie summary to date. (And a reminder as to why I hate using green screen in videos.... ugh.) The 3D is pointless in this movie, save yourself $4 and see the regular version. Or save yourself $16: go see "How to Tame Your Dragon 3D" instead, then sneak into Clash with the glasses.

As always, yes... I have a lot of free time.

Music by Kevin MacLeod at http://incompetech.com/

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• RELEASE
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• KRAKEN

[bobbyandbeans]

You should put that Kraken on t-shirts and sell them on cafepress. Here are some slogans to get you going:

"Hey, what's Kraken?"

"You're Kraken me up!"

"Life isn't all it's Kraken up to be."

[Shyaporn]

@bobbyandbeans Ugh, you sound like my roommates....

[starstarstar42]

I like that Kraken and I want it. Here...this is $52. Give it to me, it RcuteKraken and makes me want to snuggle it. Unless it's a sock puppet that is, cause guys sometimes... well, you know.

[Shyaporn]

@starstarstar42 Not for 10 times that amount. I love my knitted Godzilla-Kraken.

[hairyburd]

i wish the kraken actualy put up a fight and just didnt die :(

[Shyaporn]

@hairyburd What do you mean? It roared REALLY loudly! What more do you want from a 500 foot tall sea monster?

[SilentStalkerX]

"Release the Kraken"

- I took a double-take on whether I was looking at a Clash of Titans summary or Pirates: Dead Man's Chest summary.

[mathieu2011]

Haha.. loved the bit with the Kraken

BWAAAAAAAAAARRRGH

[IMBASIMA]

stupid asian!

[Snapjinx]

I love Zeus's beard pigtails. XD

[mostshocking101]

@bobbyandbeans here some other hey i gotta go take a kraken

my life if kraken hard enuff as it is without you kraken up my back all the time

or this one for air ports-- im gonna blow you up nah im just kraken with yah

[marissaloveszackey11]

@bobbyandbeans wtt o____o

[ArcherJoeJoe]

This should have more hits.

"Medusa head power go!"

[ownthecity]

MEDUSA HEAD POWER GO! lol

[rablesesse]

Wow that was actually pretty funny, good job LOL