The Boiler Room Chain

This episode is the reincarnation of an ancient video chain letter. In it Seattle Untimely, with guests Alan Schoen and Scott Hesel (this was Scott's idea), watch and quote the scene in Boiler Room in which Ben Affleck and Vin Diesel watch and quote Wall Street with Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen.

If you make a video of yourself quoting these videos and send it to ten of your friends, Bill Gates will give you a thousand dollars, a sick boy or girl will receive his or her critical operation, Dick Cheney will be impeached, your favorite show will be put back on the air, and that boy or girl you like will call you.

If you just forward this video, you will receive a coupon in the mail for Buy One Get One Free pizza, and that girl or boy you like will smile at you, maybe out of mutual interest, maybe out of politeness.

IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS EMAIL, Bill Gates will extort one hundred dollars from you for another worthless operating system, Barack Obama will not be your friend, and the spirit of the sick boy or girl who you let die will possess the boy or girl you like, reject you, and then cancel your favorite show.

If everyone does their job, and this chain letter eventually reaches Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen, who make their own video, we will have created a perfect Boiler Room prism, and we're all gonna get laid.


So get on it. You have one week.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Boiler
• Room
• Chain
• Letter
• Ben
• Affleck
• Vin
• Diesel
• Wall
• Street
• Michael
• Douglas
• Charlie
• Sheen
• Nested
• Videos
• Seattle

[LUCASMUCASLANE]

This is funny, I love it

[SeattleUntimely]

Thanks. We really appreciate it. Unfortunately our unrealistic expectations that this video chain would really take off were never fulfilled. Oh well, we'll probably just add another layer ourselves.

peace,

SU

[newpowermoves]

I have to admit, this was absolutely hilarious. If I wasn't in the library, I would've laughing my butt off. My ribs were hurting trying to muffle my laugh.

Excellent job!

[SeattleUntimely]

Thank you newpower moves, we're glad you liked it. This sort of thing is always good to hear.

Hopefully you were not kicked out of the library.

[TerenYoung]

This might be the most awesome video I've ever seen...lol pretty funny. But the chain letter BS ruins it...

[SeattleUntimely]

Eyyy, thanks for the feedback. Good execution of the praise/criticism open faced sandwich. You should add another level to the chain (i guess like the chain letter stuff says) then you can remove the whole chain letter epilogue if you wish. We can get you a higher quality video if you're interested.

[snaxs2000]

that was great! 5stars

[Michaelnarciso]

Gorda tetona

[jokejokerton]

eva? OH SNAP!

[ghoser25]

take your condescending point and shove it up your ass

[12345677q2]

Sorry boys but this is the most unfuny video I eva seen, but I give you 1 point for the effort!!!

[SandwichandDrink]

ha, thats pretty genius