Handlebars [ndn style]

Intro to song..nothing really to do with the song.spoken in an Indian accent :
Okkkk...it is me again and I would like to sing you a song about my heritage. But first I would like to show you something that is bling bling or whatever you kalus call it. *show audience ring* Umm ya this is a ring and it has a diamond, it has an emerald, it has a ruby, it has a sapphire, it has a pearl, it has a coral, it has everything...very nice..very sexy (Borat accent). Oh ya and one more thing...Lozano if you see this I gave you five dollars to mow my lawn..but you never came so ya if you are seeing this I would either like a refund or you come tomorrow...okay now let me get on with my song.

I can ride my rickshaw with no CNG
No CNG
No CNG

I can ride my rickshaw with no CNG
No CNG
No CNG

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to make some curry
I can show you how to scratch a back
I can take apart my mobile
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a mango stem
I can tell you about Mahatma Gandhi
I know all the words to "Bhagavad Gita"
And "I'm Proud to be an Indian"
Me and my friend saw a dairy cow
Me and my friend made an idli dish
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can tie a turban without using hands
Without using hands
Without using hands

I can eat food without utensils
Without utensils
Without utensils

Look at me, look at me
Just called to say that its good to be
BROWN
Among the whites
All curled up with my mango juice
I can save money open up a convenience store
I can make a living off bargaining
I can design a train
Billion kilometers to a liter petrol
I can make new herbal ointments
I can build computers in five minutes
I know how to run a fruit stand
And I can make you run outta business
Brown, desi, and Indian
Me and my friends understand the Vedas
I can grow lots of facial hair
And I wont get in no trouble at school

I can do surgery with no tools
With no tools
With no tools

I can smell curry from a mile away
From a mile away
From a mile away

Look at me, look at me
Walking in my sandals
And it feels so good to be
Desi and I wont stop
My face is brown
My temple is holy
My food is spicy
My cow is furry
I can hand out a million dollars
But probably wont cuz Im too cheap
Have em all satisfied of their hunger
Have em all starve with no nutrition
I can make anybody wash my goats
Just because they are smelly and
I can grow beards with no permission
I have it all under my brown hand
I can build robots to destroy the world
To destroy the world
To destroy the world

I can change the planet in a violent way
In a violent way
In a violent way

I can end the world with a nuclear bomb
With a nuclear bomb
With a nuclear bomb
With a nuclear bomb
With a nuclear bomb

I can ride my rickshaw with no CNG
No CNG
No CNG

I can ride my rickshaw with no CNG
No CNG
No CNG

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• ndn
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[TheIndianmango]

gay as fuk

[2pacalypseNow125]

hey its rude to say galus, alot of white ppl are into that bling bling shit don't use that word. just use Black guys

[listentomymusicnick]

um this was kind of off beat

[80sKick]

Well that wasn't a warranted comment, but it is true... only make fun of what you are. Leave the rest alone.

[noobkamal]

get a life u doush, ur not borwn ur a black peice of shit, really really black. in the dark i will probebly be able to see only ur teeth and eyes. u fuckin doush.