Bad Movies

Wherein I discuss...badness?

Dizzy Izzy:
http://www.youtube.com/user/punkrockgirlpa


The poem (in case you can't follow in the video):

Go Watch The Room Immediately

"Are you kidding? The Room is clearly today's Plan 9 from Outer Space!"
Barack says and I want to slap him across the face.
It's ridiculous enough that
he believes this 2003 black comedy is even worthy of being considered
a bad film, but
the worst ever?
Preposterous!

"Tommy Wiseau didn't just write this crappy piece of art, but he acted in,
directed and produced it. He is, without a doubt, THE NEXT Ed Wood."

I sit there, crossing my arms, tapping my foot, breathing slowly,
trying to control the raging beast inside me.

"Johnny and Lisa could not be MORE of a
disgusting, detestable couple.
The drug subplot with Denny- I mean, what the
fuck was that shit?
And Michelle, baby, don't even get me started on the rooftop's obvious
greenscreen backdrop.
Seriously, every other film
is a masterpiece."

He grins at my flustered state, thinking he's won the argument.
I get up intending to walk away
but instead give in to my animalistic nature,
smacking his face so hard it hurts my hand.
And I say,
"Are you joking me???
Have you NOT seen Gigli?"

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[ThatMinusculeGirl]

omgyay Izzy from digimon was *my* friend. : P

I love the applause you added for yourself at the end. I lol'd.

And strangely enough I have the wikipage for the room bookmarked as a reminder to future me to watch it some time. I don't even remember how I heard about it long ago, but I did, and obviously I really need to watch it.

[WrittenInDork]

@ThatMinusculeGirl It's extremely quotable, because the quotes are ridiculous. You should, like, watch it now.

[punkrockgirlpa]

yes!!! omg :) that was great :) and you listened to my show thank you :)

[WrittenInDork]

@punkrockgirlpa Thanks! I hope that was worthy of your viewing. And since I had time to listen, of course I had to tune in. Good stuff.

[punkrockgirlpa]

@WrittenInDork its always a pleasure :) thank you i try lol it was weird being on at noon instead of ten lol but i made the best of it