WILLIAM AND KATE - THE ANTI ROYAL WEDDING SONG

People keep saying...'do your bit for the happy couple' ....so I have ...and yes..I DO hope that it rains on their special day !


William & Kate
I hope it rains on your wedding day
I hope the food goes off and the dress disintegrates
I hope the caterer rings to say
Someone has pissed in your Beaujolais
And your Granny tells you she aint gonna abdicate


I hope the heel breaks on your shoe
I hope you're covered in pigeon poo
Westmionster Abbey falls down to the ground
I hope your champagne bubbles pop
I hope a frog jumps down your top
And your greedy little friends don't hang around

I hope your face is covered with spots
Your head is hit by a flowerpot
I hope your hair falls out and the pair of you are bald
I hope the flowers don't arrive
I hope they wilt and don't survive
And I hope the whole day ends up being spoiled


On your honeymoon you lose your ring
And there's no air conditioning
I hope the sun goes in and the rain keeps falling down
I hope your hubby gets into a fight
I hope the midges start to bite
And I hope you get accosted by a clown

I hope you're covered in feathers and tar
And someone spits in your caviar
And you find out that dear Kate has a sordid past
I hope there's no beer in the bar
And there's itching powder in your knickers and bra
But most of all I hope this marriage doesn't last !

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[CiaranXD]

Can i have the chords for this song please? :D

[Englishwhiteboy]

@CiaranXD Chords are simple :- G / C / D mainly...

(G) WILLIAM AND KATE I HOPE IT (C) RAINS ON YOUR WEDDING (G) DAY I HOPE THE SUN GOES IN AND THE RAIN KEEPS FALLING (D) DOWN.....etc

[MegaRandompants]

This is very creative & the lyrics are inventive, it just seems a shame that you must waste your obvious talent on something so juvenile but your time is your own to spend as you wish. As Voltaire said 'I don't agree with a thing you say but I'll fight till the end for your right to say it’ they may not have done anything to deserve the status & respect they’re afforded but they do deserve happiness and to express the sentiment I hope your marriage doesn't last seems unnecessary and infantile.

[Englishwhiteboy]

@MegaRandompants It's called a 'sense of humour' !

[Englishwhiteboy]

To Billyking / Regvarney...and all the other braindead slaves that have sent me abusive messages about this song.....I'm glad it annoyed you as you are vile, aggressive fools who bow down to your perceived betters....you are non-thinkers who are brainwashed into the status quo....go back to your racist EDL loving chums !

[Englishwhiteboy]

@sunsetsglow ....no...actually you're so sad for blindly following leaders who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire...bow down like a little dog and accept your position peasant ! You need to grow a backbone and a brain that can recognize when it's being washed !

[Englishwhiteboy]

@sunsetsglow ...Celebrating what exactly ? Do you celebrate, dance in the street and wave flags when the couple 3 doors down get married ? No....so why are you for William & Kate ? Do you know them ? No....is it because they are 'special'...or 'majestic' or the 'elite' ?...oh yes it is.....so you are blindly following what you recognize as your betters....what a sad, non-thinking sheep you are !

[Professor6871]

@MegaRandompants why is it juvenile when this is putting the boot into the blood suckers that are the Royal Family. I suggest you stuff your patronising dribble.

[SUNNYRAINWIND]

Awesome song!

[Professor6871]

Should of been in the charts this. I'd of bought it. Its like Sex Pistols God Save the Queen was during the Jubilee this.

[blackopskillz1]

lol 

[nathfrancis01]

Hahahaha loving this! Jacobin!

[MegaRandompants]

@Englishwhiteboy It was very funny I grant you that I just hope that in all seriousness you didn't mean that line, but otherwise (despite being a bit on the miserable and pessimistic side) it was great! Wonder what you could do when Harry's turn comes around.....

P.S. I hope you kept your bunting for the jubilee next year! XD

[MegaRandompants]

@Englishwhiteboy It was very funny I grant you that, I just hope that in all seriousness you didn't mean that last line. The rest of it was great!