THE WRITER READS

This is an old cartoon starring the long dead Lucas Reed, aka, The Writer. Below is an excerpt from a book in the same series he's reading from in the cartoon. Warning, ADULT CONTENT: I put my cigarette out on his eyeball and he flinches back ever so slightly, brushing the ash from his cheek.
"Sorry about that, Malcolm," I say.
"Not very wise, Jaxter," he retorts in his buzzing butler voice, gliding over to his silver chest of spare parts beside the banister. "With all the trouble you're in, I'm surprised you'd talk to me like that."
"I didn't fuck the Minister's daughter and you know it you two bit, tin can Asshole." Now it's hard enough to deal with someone who's a dick, but when someone's been programmed to be a dick it pisses me off double.
He takes a fresh eye from the chest, polishes it like an apple on his silver vest. "So you're telling me that wasn't your semen?"
"No, that was my semen, of course that was my semen. But I've plugged so many fuckbots in this rotten little colony let's just say it wouldn't be too hard to get your hands on a little bit of my dick drip if you really put your mind to it."
Glick! He sticks in the new eye and winks at me. What the Hell is that supposed to mean?

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• The Writer
• Jaxter Dade
• Sci-fi
• comedy
• sexy-fi

[TheJonathanQuest]

I laughed against her mouth because i love puns

[ezteev]

Damn. That reading was at Vroman's in Pasadena. I totally missed it.

[shmazy21]

3rd eye?? 0:44 

[matrielindahouse]

going to the bookstore today!

[colloredbrothers]

this is mind blowing, I bet you would trip really hard watching this high.

"you already are" waaw

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

you really capture the mind of the artist

[waxthatshit122334]

you are a very very creative person carsonmell, looove all the shit you do!

[thereeder]

Love it.

"It's time to give this robot a screw..."