Methusalem - Zombie (with phony lyrics)

After seeing some other people add fake English subtitles to foreign songs, I decided to try my hand at this. This is the song "Zombie" by the German electronic disco group Methusalem, from their 1980 album "Journey Into The Unknown". Sorry, no video is available for this song.

DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL LYRICS!!! IF YOU GIVE ME FLAK ABOUT THAT, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
However, if you happen to know what the actual lyrics are under the heavy vocoderization (are they English? German? I can't tell!), then please tell me!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Methusalem
• Zombie
• 80's
• German
• electronic
• disco
• music
• Journey
• Into
• the
• Unknown
• Empire
• First
• Album
• Ralf
• Nowy
• Tom
• Muller
• Vicky
• Brown
• Nina
• Hagen
• phony
• fake
• funny
• lyrics
• buffalax
• lol
• omg
• wtf
• bbq

[Fawful5]

Unfortunately, not all songs can be good phonetic parodies. Your lyrics are spot on, but they aren't very funny, and the song doesn't really have enough lyrics to make it funny. That said, the song is cool.

[PolskaRezystans]

Yes, I realize there weren't so many lyrics to work with, but you gotta start small, eh?

[baetap]

greaT!

[GDikastro]

Nooossaaaa....achei q nunca ia achar este som...great song 80´s

[vzclubbie]

hilarious lyrics! this is almost a buffalax :)

[MrEliao]

SENSACIONAL, CURTI MUITO NO INICIO DOS ANOS 80...!

[Emman27running]

Very...unclear robotic lyrics. Good song though.

[71mikefox]

Awesome!

[arnieslove]

I LOVE min. 3:43

[damadelagua7]

I have the vinyl in my house and this is the same lyrics