22.86 Sontimeter Cuticles: More Proximal :: Terminal Incision (parody of NIN:Closer)

After weeks of care, I am finally ready to sign my discharge summary on "More Proximal" with the "Terminal Incision" of my Nine Inch Nails "Closer" Medical Parody and the help of millions of dollars in seeder money, the launch of the "Scutmonkeys" channel!

Fun (Mostly) Facts About This Video!

Recorded live and unrehearsed (you can tell!) at my local hospital cafeteria during Karaoke Tuesdays (with permission of course, no HIPPA violations here!)

If you are really, really slow (like the type of person that asks "what was that all about?" after watching the Transformers movie), you'll realize the theme of this video was to make the free low budget medical porn version of an high budget mostly porn music video. All the scenes were filled in my apartment, which thankfully is stocked with plenty of live cockroaches (a godsend for medical parody videos)

Yes, I have pioneered the use of the "double colon" in the title of this video. Hitherto, this is now part of colloquial English format and can be used in your MLA citations as a sort of vertical double umlaut of greatness.

I am available for gatherings, parties, etc. Will bring a vast amount of medical knowledge, comedy, and baloons filled with Sevoflurane for the kids!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• 22.86 Sontimeter Cuticles
• More Proximal
• Scutmonkey
• I wanna put you on Propranolol
• Nine Inch Nails
• Closer
• Medical Parody
• Internal Medicine
• filk
• Stroke Face