Opening Credits Regret

When a high-powered real estate agent (Barry Bostwick) finds himself accused of scandal and penniless as a result, divorced and his house repossessed, he has no choice but to spend one day in a bread line while he and his increasingly agitated lawyer (Gilbert Gottfried) fight to clear his name. While there, Bostwick chews out a beautiful homeless girl (Kristy Swanson) for asking him if he wanted to pet her hairless cat. However, they soon strike an unpredictable friendship, and when Bostwick finds himself back in the lap of luxury, he cant get Swanson out of his head. But being in the public eye after the scandal, can he afford to be seen with a girl who does yoga in the dumpster? Featuring a soundtrack by The Tubes.

Category:

Comedy

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• five
• second
• films
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• 5secondfilms
• opening
• credits
• regret
• barry
• bostwick
• kristy
• swanson
• rent
• video
• rental
• hollywood
• eighties

[kllrbny]

lol, I had to watch it like 4 times before I clued in.

Notice the DVD case in his hand at the end-- looks like a rental. So he pops in the video and is treated to a ditzy, inane opening titles sequence which makes him suddenly realize that this movie (that he actually paid money for!) is going to completely and utterly suck.

Hence... "ahh fuck."

[Landmarkmoon]

i dont get it.

[christopherlovet]

His first clue wasn't the title?

[TheRaduki]

Guys, it's so easy to understand. Notice how the intro song goes "don't fall in love". That's when the guy realized that he had fallen in love, hence the "ahhh fuck"

[cheny11007]

Poor guy accidently bought a chick flick... I know that feel, bro.

[HalotheCoolGuy]

The sad part is I could see a show being made with the same fucking plot as the description.

[hagarenhanyou]

I get it as: It was supposed to be porn.

[TheFoolsMoment]

My Girlfriend: The Hobo

He either misread it, or would've loved to see his girlfriend homeless. :p

[Bert2DX]

Renting movies before the internet.

[shinyrobotblues]

Alternate  title : Before Netflix

[IveGotThis]

The description. Haha I'd watch it.

[jetmusic879]

one of the best desciptions ive seen