Old granddad's grateful for his Social Security You won't be seeing him beg The only trouble is his diet of dog food Has got him lifting his leg But I guess it's alright He'll end constipation (?) And keep himself from going in debt And I guess it's alright With the prices of doctors He can take his aches and pains to the vet. And I guess it's alright It's alright, it's alright [END]
it was prophecy! more tru now than ever!
jsnmlny1972 2 years ago
Politicians reasoning is downright confusing.
And now they're rationing gas
By the time they get through taxing all of your money
You can't buy hay for your ass
But I guess it's alright
Just hop on your donkey--
hope the cost of saddles don't rise.
And I guess it's alright
You'll end the pollution
Now find us a solution for flies.
Terranova0 2 years ago
The Arabs sell us our petroleum jelly
A little dab at a time
If your doctor diagnoses a prostate inspection
You better grab your behind.
But I guess it's alright
There's always Mazola®
So keep yourself a bottle at home
And I guess it's alright
Washington's thinking, "Power to the Porcelain Throne".
Terranova0 2 years ago
TV commercials are just so damned insulting
With all their doctor's reports
Well, if you want to see how well the product is working
Check out the stains on your shorts.
Well, I guess it's alright
There's laundry detergents
And fifty different whiteners and bleach
And I guess it's alright
The product won't hurt you
If it doesn't burn the fuzz of your peach
Terranova0 2 years ago
Terranova0 2 years ago
I've been trying to get the words to this for nearly a decade. I think some might find the message as relevant today as 35+ years ago.
Thanks for the post!
Terranova0 2 years ago