gospel of matthew new new testament chapter 12

matthew chapter 12

So now Jesus and the boys were walking through the corn field on the Sabbath. Eat of it.

And some Jewish priests saw them and called out.

"Hey. That ain't legal."

"What. David, our great killer of tens of thousands, ate food set out as taxes for the priests and told the priest to chill because his men were bloody and hungry. On the Sabbath. Every Priest breaks the law in the temple on the Sabbath. In fact, they suck a great deal.

It's our planet and we will do as we see fit. Obeying only the laws of life and our part in it.

"What."

"No more sacrificing animals. We must chose a path other than the main road to the cliff of extinction."

So Jesus goes in a temple and tells a guy with a crippled hand to stretch it out.

My therapist told me the same but not on the Sabbath.

The Jewish Priest could see how dangerous Jesus was becoming and wanted him dead. Not to blow the climax, but a very public cross hanging would be the last thing I would want if I was protecting the old brittle laws of Molasses. I'd have had him poisoned. Not the me that's me. The me that's me might have auditioned for the Jesus roll. In the great theater. I'd find a way not to die on that bloody cross.

Anyhow, the Jesus in the story exits stage left and goes somewhere else with his hoard.

Isaiah had written it in the script.

You are the servant I chose.
I love you and approve.
You ain't ever going to quit.
Till everyone can groove.

So Jesus heals a dumb blind guy and everyone is impressed.

"Could this really be the son of David, the murder of children and grandchildren."

"That's him all right."

The Priest said he was given powers from Beelzebul or bub. I like bub better. More friendly. And a fly wanna hava god too. He was also, for sure some other kind of god for someone else. Hell, lotsa people still worship the God of Ab, Isaac, Jacob and Moses. Even though he's just a real evil lie.

Any country divided against itself will be destroyed.

"And if Beelzebub gives you, I mean me, the power, where do you get yours. Anyway."

Jesus tells them the kingdom of God is already here.

"I got the power. We got the power. Your days of rule are over."

Anyone against me ain't with me and if they are against the Holy Spirit, that 14 billion years of becoming, well. Give it up.

You lose.

You snakes who preach bloody death cult laws. Your evil words will return to haunt you into eternity. Or the life of a universe anyway.

"Then show us some more miracles."

"No. But I'll show you the three days dead trick."

That was the Jonah in a fish where he was simi dead story. Jesus planned also to be only simi dead. Also Jonah didn't plan. And it was a story looking awfully near on fantasy.

Unless they had submarines back then.

Not.

Word.

Then a bibble about if your head, they mean that with house, gets empty of one devil, he might just show up real soon with seven friends.

Now this is sort of true. That's the nice thing about being vague. You can force sense into it from most any direction. For example. How many religions we got. And to wander just a little more.

Are any worth the murder it takes to make them real, like for example our three big ones in the Oxidant.

And Mother Mary and her other sons wanted to come visit Jesus.

"No. I got a new family for now. Tell them I'll see them at the crucifixion."

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[TheButcheredLive]

..?Wow... Loooong... I don't really like the bible.. Is that honestly from the bible???

[barbaralbatross]

yah, the bible is actually pretty funny if you don't believe it. like old science fiction horror porno.

[kelvinallen27]

Mega Nerd

[cheesemuncher]

This is bullshit

[iamkari88]

look at this freak!!!!!!..nothing against the bible

[joel12bu7]

are for god are what

[BassBoulevard25]

You Boring Bastard....

[NewyBand]

amen bro god bless you

[deano9998]

LOL BIBLE BASHER