ASHCROFT FOR PRESIDENT 2008

Forget all these fake Christian Candidates!Vote ASHCROFT, the only candidate annointed with oil in the manner of Biblical Kings! !express# !metadata#!version#v1.0.r291!/version#!format#1.001!/format#!totalTime#60018!/to­talTime#!width#400!/width#!height#300!/height#!maxSceneSize#0!/maxSceneSize#!cli­entPublishTime#Tue Nov 6 09:35:13 GMT-0500 2007!/clientPublishTime# !/metadata# !scenes#!scene/# !/scenes# !asset path="finished/0DC68777769452ED-7C576DE013FC3FC8.flv" type="VideoContent" desc=""#!stamp time="0"# !mute#false!/mute# !height#300!/height# !display#true!/display# !position#0!/position# !width#400!/width# !volume#0.75!/volume#!/stamp#!stamp time="60018"# !display#false!/display#!/stamp# !/asset#!/express#

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[rrfrankie]

Now if only Ashcroft could get Ann Coulter to be his running mate. Talk about a winning ticket.