As Good As It Gets-1.avi

Jack Nicholson

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

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Film & Animation

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• Jack
• Nicholson
• monologue

[JRserver]

Why isn't this in the 100 greatest movies insults of all time?

[DeadRisingX]

-knock door-

-smash door with axe-

Jack: HEEERE'S JOHNNY!

Man: For Fucking Sake, U Read The Wrong Script!

[peaceloveannnna]

someone's cranky...

[bonecollector1984]

Jehovah's Witnesses beware...DO NOT KNOCK ON THIS DOOR!!!!!!

[027220]

Do ya 'get' me, sweetheart? :D

[rasputin1227]

The best line ever, 0 dislikes because Ricky Martin has not seen this :)

[capitalistmasters]

When you're nancing around....lol

[mierium]

0 people were pansy-ass stoolpushers, Impressive.

[smallpotatoes989]

here is johnny!

[RockwaveSurfer]

My favourite actor...DEFINITELY!

[zatla1985]

amazing