Ideal Girlfriend

A song called Ideal Girlfriend which I wrote myself. Comment if you know what the terms marked with an asterisk in the lyrics mean.

Lyrics:
She'd like her quadratic equations
She'd like her XKCD*
She'd get my admiration
She'd be the girl for me

And she would know what I'd seen
When I say Anvilicious*
And she would know what I mean
When I say Crystal Dragon Jesus*

No she doesn't really exist
But I will persist
In hoping she's there somewhere
But until she appears
Until my call she hears
I'll look at girls and stare
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one

And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one

She'd be a fine musician
She'd play two instruments at least
She'd make her own decisions
Ignore the karma police

We'd sit together facing each other
And we would long discuss
Whether Python's* better than Basic*
And Perl* oh yeah Perl vs C++*

We'd solve the problems of the world together
We'd insult communists*
We'd read back issues together
Of the Economist*

No she doesn't really exist
But I will persist
In hoping she's there somewhere
But until she appears
Until my call she hears
I'll look at girls and stare
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one

And girl you might be the one
And girl you might be the one
And girl you might be the one
And girl you might be the one

No she doesn't really exist
But I will persist
In hoping she's there somewhere
But until she appears
Until my call she hears
I'll look at girls and stare
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And say you might be the one
And girl you might be the one
And girl you might be the one

Category:

Music

Tags:

• buck
• green
• storm
• elf
• ideal
• girlfriend
• song

[kyle112233]

XKCD: A Webcomic

Anvilicious: Unsubtly conveying an idea or an image.

Crystal Dragon Jesus: Not the regular Jesus, but one of the several space ones.

Python's: programming language

Basic: programming language

Perl: programming language

C++: programming language

communists: is a family of economic and political ideas and social movements related to the establishment of an egalitarian

Economist: Authoritative weekly newspaper focusing on international politics and business news and opinion GOOGLE

[GreenStormElf]

You win.

Your reward is you get to pick any song and I will cover it and dedicate it to you.

[maxhammer]

xkcd: online comic

anvilicious: a portmanteau of anvil

Jesus: pretty cool fictional character with superpowers

perl: programing language

python: snake breed

c++:... mark

do i get the extra points buck?

[GreenStormElf]

You get 2 points out of six. It's Crystal Dragon Jesus, by the way.

[jerzz10]

nice.. your voice is like of greenday's vocalist..

[abaln1]

GreenStormElf, I love this song beyond reason. Definitely one of you're better ones. Keep writing, I like them better than your covers.

[kyle112233]

really? Nice.

Any Jack Johnson song you can pull off and turn it into a good remake, it would make me happy. :D

[boardyzeta]

This is quite awesome.

[Anonymous9013]

python = programming language

C++ = programminhg language

Anvilicious: Stating a subtext without any level of subtelty.

Jesus: some fag.

[Anonymous9013]

I'm serious, never touch a keyboard again in your entire life. I think I lost a few IQ points.

[TaraCurrin]

which ones did he get right. I need to know. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL