Smith & Jones - Inner City Garden

How many shopping trolleys can you get
In an inner city garden ?
I've got a few but I haven't finished yet
In an inner city garden

Knackered old Electrolux
Quite a lot of doggy muck
Smoke from the burning tyres next door
Empty beer cans adorn what used to be a lawn
In an inner city garden

How many aircraft jettison their piss
On an inner city garden
How can you turn a rubbish tip like this
Into something like a garden

Hello police we've reason to believe
There's a body in the garden

Here's what you do while you watch the boys in blue
Go a-digging in your garden
Do what you like it's entirely up to you
In an inner city garden

Watch the buggers slaving
Plan your crazy paving
Relax with a glass of beer or two
Get your turf and your tubs
Some runner beans and shrubs
And you've got yourself a garden

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• smith
• jones
• garden

[BOT101st]

Love this song so much, such clever lyrics!!

But whats the song based on? I've heard the music elsewhere but can't think of the name!!

[tonedrunk]

@BOT101st "English Country Garden" - search for it on YouTube.

[wisteela]

Classic. Total blast from the past.

[baldrick1485]

@BOT101st It's a classical; Chopin's "Country Garden".

[BOT101st]

@tonedrunk

Ah cheers mate!!



[eurositi]

"Good evening - signor! Good evening - signooooooora!"

Mel Smith at his very best. That's for sure.

[celebrityscience]

@ eurositi: "Here I am with Ivan Lendl, here I am with Felicity Kendall, here I am with someone Welsh...here's my wife with someone else!!"

The Italian restaurant sketch is permanently imprinted on my mind :D

[eurositi]

"Hello, Police - We've - reason to believe - there's a bo-dy in-the - gaar-den..."

The original silly original song really shines bright in this clever-crazy interpretation.

Does anyone know if the S&J crazy Italian restaurant singing sketch is available on YT as well? It is pure vocal & comedy brilliance.

[Haareq]

Skikkelig! Endelig!. Lauget jubler nu i sine grunnvoller. V.P.O.P.L. a 92!