How not to run 18.5" casing

Drop oil rig casing in the hole

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• casing
• oil
• rig
• accident

[LowProfileDD]

I've been working on offshore drilling rigs for 30 years and 99% of the workforce are criminals, drug-dealers, rapists and bigamists (not you, Gypsy, obviously)

[kernowgypsy]

@LowProfileDD I was selling booze at school when I was 13, so bootlegger should go in that list as well.

I like the lowprofile name. i presume its because you can be offshore 2 weeks and the Co man will still ask " who is that" as you pass him in the coridor. I was allways impressed by those guys who implemented the stealth technology while offshore. They never got run off!.

[AustraIianGuy]

Most of the guys i work with are criminals from england living in thailand they would buy cars on finance in UK then ship the cars to thailand and run off without paying.

Most of them are drug dealers, thugs, and criminals working in this industry. You will have to be street smart to work in this environment.

[kernowgypsy]

@AustraIianGuy

God everyone I work with has a nice family and a settled family life and the 2 on 4 off schedule suits that fine. Everyone is drug tested and no booze is allowed even the day before you catch the chopper. Most people are educated to graduate level and have made a long career out of working offshore.

I presume you must have slack laws that allow this type to creep into the industry where you are. Certainly not like you have it here in Norway.

[rcmoore604]

that is a "fuck me" moment right there....lol

[snubb76]

WE'RE ON BOTTOM!!! (Slams the company man's door)

[DAILEYericCaryUSA]

Gravity is a bitch.

[Beorning1972]

@snubb76 Goddamn, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I'll admit me bein' tired as fuck added to it, but it's a hell of a lot easier to laugh when you're not one o' the poor fucks what done it. Half the rigs I was on back in the 90's, the company men handled all such events by A) closing the smoking area & B) calling for an extra daily all-hands safety meeting.

[rowo86]

что то я не понял??уронили типа колону?бурильщику лом в задницу тогда за то что клин не поставил

[jagermonster1605]

I bet it was tesco, they ain't worth a fuck

[MrBloodHydra]

Im not in anyone of your categories. I bet your just a broke asshole thats jealous of anyone with a career. and money. keep staying positive. be you didnt get past roustabout, hope you enjoyed all the rigging youve done all your life asshole

[MrBloodHydra]

Im not in anyone of your categories. I bet your just a broke asshole thats jealous of anyone with a career. and money. keep staying positive.

[donmrdiego]

Tooo fast, I guess. Anyone knows what a running tool is called in Spanish?

[clinehar]

hey buddy????? here, hold this for a minute, ill be right back. hahahahahaha

[spiderpig85]

I was thinking to myself, 'Wow they run it fast"... then saw the top of the pipe fly past. Oops!

[RawromaticCola]

@LowProfileDD so which one are you, a drug dealer, a rapist or a bigamist?