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Stewart Lee - How Long Is A Piece Of String?

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Uploaded by on Jun 1, 2009

Stewart Lee on the Comedy Network in the mid 90s offering the answer to the question "How Long Is A Piece Of String?"

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  • terrible hair on a funny mans head

  • He's never been a big laugh, extravegent joke teller, he makes good points about things people wouldn't talk about. For some reason I still crack up at what he says nearly everytime i hear ...EVERytihg he says

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  • does he have to explain every tiny detail, very tedious

  • he's got a spider on his head. eeeeek!

  • That is quite a hairdo. 

  • A piece of string is exactly twice the ditance from the centre to either end

  • Ha ha 'and my exhaust started to fall off' you can see he's letting us know that this isn't a genuine story. Most comedians are full or so called 'genuinely happened to me stories' that they have obvuiously made up sitting on the bus. Don't be fooled.

  • fuckit after all this time I actually thought bears did! shit in the woods

  • @alsum501 No...

    The reason the saying "how long is a piece of string" is used is because there's no standard measurement for a piece of string and is given a different length depending on it's need.

    It's got nothing to do with the impossibility of measuring the length of the string because it's obviously possible... Jesus!

  • His style works so much better coming from an older more world wearied face

  • How long is a piece of string? Twice the distance from the middle to the end.

  • Funny, but I'm not sure I would feel so if I had actually paid money to see him. More like someone I'd want around the house cracking jokes and smoking bowls as I'm getting ready for work.

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