Midnight Sun Pt. 12

I have only known one other who can do what you have done.
He's a convict from the chain gang; he's been ten years on the run.
But he could not run forever; we have found his hideaway
And he's just been re-arrested and he comes to court today.
Of course he now denies it; you'd expect that of a con;
But he could not run forever, no, not even Jean Valjean

French Policemen Whose Determination Exceeds Their Reason:
The Rolling Stones, "Under My Thumb"
Kylie Minogue, "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
Street Fighter: The Animated Series
The Police, "I'll Be Watching You"
Strong Bad Email
Queen, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Scanners
Suburban Commando
The Big Lebowski
Rejected
Dead or Alive, "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"
Kronos Quartet, "Two Studies on Ancient Greek Scales"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dramatic
• reading
• twilight
• saga
• stephanie
• meyer
• large
• ham
• my
• inner
• life
• edward
• bella
• cullen
• swann
• kristen
• lautner
• new moon
• pattinson

[kimarous]

15:48 Trussst in meeeeeee.... jussst in me. Shut your eyyyyes... and trusssst in me...

[manwithoutabody]

@kimarous Yeah, pretty much.

[SlamminWolfgang]

"That seemed in line with what little I had learned of her character."

Don't worry, Ed; it may not seem like much, but you already know everything about her character.

[EclipseMoonXIV]

Still totally surprised this isn't a fanfiction.

I honestly thought it was until I googled it.

[masterplusmargarita]

Wait. Edward (And so, of course, SMeyer) says that Bella is a "Serious person. A responsible person"

I don't think she remembers what she wrote! You remember that part in one of the books were she

-Drives an old, unstable motorcycle at full speed down a highway to be able to hallucinate that Edward's there

-JUMPS OFF A FUCKING CLIFF for the exact same reason

?

I do, but I don't think SMeyer does. If she does, and she thinks that's the definition of "responsible", I'll go mail her a dictionary.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@YamsRyu Well, that I can understand. It's that 'deer in the headlights' sort of thing. I can give her that.

Still, I wonder why Edward wasn't affected by this at all, and why no one else seemed to be concerned about it at all.

Is that just her bad writing? I mean, the scene seems oddly subdued when she doesn't mention the reactions of anyone else.

[Saktmodig]

Is that annotation at 05:07 about Good Omens? Hell yeah!

[SlashFirestorm]

EDWARD, WE GET IT, YOU'VE BEEN A VAMPIRE FOR EIGHTY YEARS, EXCEPT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN A VAMPIRE FOR SEVENTY YEARS. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL US ANYMORE.

gaaaaaah

[Ninja1Ninja2]

@Velox415 Perhaps Smeyer was drawing parallels towards the two.

No, she's not smart enough to know how to do symbolism.

[Velox415]

Wow. All this talk from Eddycunt about undermining Bawla and trying to make her think she's insane and whatnot -- it reminds me of something I watched last week about how Prince Charles did that to Princess Di, telling her he was home when he wasn't, telling the servants to lie to her, etc. As if either of those men couldn't be creepier, I just realized how much they have in common.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@YamsRyu Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

..I still have no idea why Tyler randomly started driving into a school parking lot at a ridiculous speed. It seems as though all of these humans are kindof idiots..

[YamsRyu]

@EarthlyMaidenLita

Btw not defending it or anything but having been in a near accident myself, it's not that you stand there like a brain dead idiot, but you just can't register fully, what you're taking in. Like, you don't want to believe it's about to happen.

Thankfully with me I realized in time to scream at my dad to stop and snap him out of his stupor, because a bitch just STOPPED INFRONT OF US ON A HIGHWAY cause yeah you just stop your car, on a highway, god damn some people.

[YamsRyu]

You know I know idiots do speed on ice. But you'd think kids who had grown up in a place where shit like this happens all the time they'd know speeding on icy roads = worst shit ever.

Oh wait yeah this is Meyer's attempt at lol drama.