Joe Nichols-Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (Lyrics)

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, My only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missin' half the things she's bought
Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

(Chorus)
She'll start with kickin' out of her shoes
Loose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Chorus

She don't mean nothing - she's just havin fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off (x2)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Joe
• Nichols
• Tequila
• Makes
• Her
• Clothes
• Fall
• Off
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[VrgniaMailman]

Joe N. has a voice that is one that is almost exactly like Randy Travis'. I have a knack for often being able to identify who a singer is by simply hearing the song, without even knowing the song, but this one fooled me.

[VrgniaMailman]

Joe Nichols has a very nice voice .... and accent.  Both are perfect for this song, which is an extremely cute ballad. When I first heard the title, I thought the song was going to be all about a cheatin wife or girlfriend.

[FatherTimeST1300]

She needs to shed them panty hose early, or better yet, just leave 'em at home.

Saves a lot of time later in the evening.

[FatherTimeST1300]

@kksf8378

Cheesiest ?? Why do you say that?

[kksf8378]

"them panteyhose aint gonna last too long, if the DJ puts bon jovi on" - a good line from the cheesiest man in history, CAN YOU SMELL IT?!