Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees (2003)

aka Once Upon A Time In Southall

Directed By Sarjit Bains

Winner of the Cannes Black and Asian Award

www.sarjitbains.tv/

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• art
• experimental
• filmmaker
• reel
• trailer
• indian
• gangster
• underground
• cash
• and
• curry

[jokesrus5]

where can i get this movie playmorewithclaymore?

[playmorewithclaymore]

I don't think it was ever put on general release and only played in a few theaters here in Britain, especially around London.

Sorry Jokesrus5, unless it plays on something like the IFC or sundance channel you may never see it; you could always try the e-mail address at the end of the trailer and ask Sarjit Bains if it was ever released.

[jokesrus5]

oh man thats bullshit i live in australia!!! why cant it jus come on dvd? fuckin ppl it looks like such a good movie have u seen it?

[playmorewithclaymore]

unfortunately no but i'm just as desperate to see it, the whole thing was shot for £1000 and had one of the longest runs at Quentin Tarintinos' favourite indie cinemas in London it also went on to win the black and asian category at Cannes.

[jokesrus5]

Yeah i herd pitty it seemed like a hectic movie curry and cash looks aight but this looks way better soo dere is abosolutly no way of getin this dvd?

[playmorewithclaymore]

Unless Sarjit gets a distribution deal for this then i don't see how this will ever be seen on DVD, VHS or even betamax!

[DrumAddict1974]

This film is a fucking disgrace, how it was endorsed by the BBC is a joke, it is so shit it's sad. Fucking useless script, actors are terrible except one,  I'd like to fight whoever says it's half decent, even |Dave Courtney, A FUCKING EMBARESMENT TO ALL ETHNIC AND INDIGINOUS LONDONERS, WANK WANK WANK

[KSchnizzle]

I bought this in HMV today after contemplating whether it would actually be worth £10 for aaaages, hopefully it will live up to the hype and it'll be money well spent

[MrGuy1332]

This film is hilarious. I could not stop laughing at how terrible this film is.

[weedyak]

1 of my best movies

[MegaMayweather]

@sophisticatedplayboy I AGREE WITH U BUT IF U WANT 2 SEE PAKI GANGS JUST DRIVE 2 OLDHAM OR BRADFORD OR BIRMINGHAM

[Jagged85]

@sophisticatedplayboy

Street Fighter? LOL! Go back to playing video games, kiddo.

[sophisticatedplayboy]

@Jagged85

ahhh ha ha if you say so mate!

wahahah!

indian gangsters pu-leeasee!

in street fighter you got dhalsim!!!

say no more!!

ahahah!!

[Jagged85]

@sophisticatedplayboy

If you said that to a Mumbai underworld don, he would literally shoot you on the spot... The gangsters from developing countries like India are far more dangerous than any of the so-called "gangsters" you see in developed Western countries will ever be.

[01marky]

they sell it on Amazon And Play.com@jokesrus5

[sophisticatedplayboy]

what a load of shit!

indian gangs!... ahaha hahahaha

pigs can fly

[pasatio]

PURE SHIT, AMATEUR FRAUD!