Lyrics:
Paging Dr. Big Mike
Paging Dr. Big Mike
We have a patient here to see you
Its name is Rap Music
Paging Dr. Big Mike
Uhhh
Yo they say that rap is dead
Lets put the corpse on the bed
Extract the intoxicants
Revive the body like industrial lubricants
On a squeaky wheel vandalized by delinquents
The body has been cold for 10 years
The rap game was hot and disappeared
Big Mike is reviving rap with smelling salt
Its time to pick up rap from the asphalt
It smells like King Tuts vault
Major record companies are at fault
For selling third-rate rhymes
Committing first-degree crimes
Big Mike picking up the pieces
Give rap some oxygen its gonna eat up like Resses
Rap is my doctoral thesis
The nitrogen byproduct is coming from the creases
Of the rap body its been dying ever since Killuminati
Rhymes have been commercial
Nobodys been controversial
Its been a nightmare, Orwellian
But Im the leader of the Big Mike rebellion
Rap is alive its no longer a cadaver
Watch out for record companies they scavenger
They sting creativity like nostril lavender
Bringing rap back to the forefront why havent ya
Big Mike produces rap tracks for free
Its quality and value like an Admiral TV
I can say nothing and sell a DVD of me
But I chose the other road like Frost
If I sell out its an opportunity cost
Cuz I miss out on being creative
This is the Big Mike narrative
Hot off the press
Now pick up the rap body and depress
Its elevation, lower it until it gets some sensation
In its appendages, now it feels like it has hemorrhages
Rinse the mouth with antiseptic
Watch it come back to life like a heretic
In medieval times
Going crazy delusional busting off rhymes
Rap is gonna be fine
Cuz Big Mike has left his mark like E Pluribus Unum
Multiple levels like a 3-dimensional hexagon
Calculate the polar coordinates and now its on
Like a free-body diagram people buy my rap like a diaphragm
Dont try to hide this isnt Afghanistan this is America
The land of Democrat Republican
This rap is bigger than
A miscalculation in the Brooklyn Bridge
Make only one false rhyme the whole game comes unhinged
My style is unabridged
I give it all like a college boy whos binged
This is the future of rap
If you dont like it then take the CD back
But they wont accept it because its inflammable
Look at the cd cover its on fire
Cuz my rap is inducible
To a revolution
Time to rewrite the Constitution
This CD is all the required ammunition
No more need to bear arms
Unless youre a bear and you need your arms
Big Mike passed the quality inspection
He was voted president in the rap election
Rap was his first true love it was an infatuation
Like the Capulets and Montagues
Commercial rap capped the Capulets and mounted the Montagues
Then their bodies had to be revived
Like the music of Sergei Rachmaninoff it had to come alive
Then Big Mike stepped in he gave rap music a pulse it started walking
He gave it some lyrics and it started talking
It then began flowing
So hard that no one knew where its flow was goin
This is the Big Mike empire
727 records is the independent label that can start a fire
Rap is back alive and with us
It is now beautiful like hibiscus
I have thrown the rap discus
A record distance
So you can go ahead and buy this CD with no fear of cognitive dissonance
thanks.. big mike doing big things
727RecordsBigMike 3 years ago