Daniel Kharms Marriage

Daniel Kharms
Marriage

Groom comes to his mother.
Groom: Mama, Im getting married today!
Mother: What?
Groom: I say what Im getting married today!
Mother: What?
Groom: I say what today Im getting married!
Mother: What do you say?
Groom: I say what Im getting married today!
Mother: What do you say?
Groom: To-day I-am get-ting mar-ried!
Mother: Maar? what is it maar?
Groom: Maar-ri-a-dge
Mother: dge? How it is dge?
Groom: It is not dge. It is mar-ri-a-ge!
Mother: Not dge? How it is not dge?
Groom: Like this not dge. That is all!
Mother: What?
Groom: It is not dge. Do you understand me? not dge.
Mother: Again, you say dge. I dont know why dge?
Groom: Maar and dge how did you understand me? If you say just maar it will be nonsense
Mother: What do you say?
Groom: I say maar it is nonsense.
Mother: Sen
Groom: What are you doing? Why you take just part of word, small piece of the word, such absurd part sen. Why sen? Why sen?
He kills her.
Bride is coming.
Stop

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[albumpro]

А какой год? Нормально - очень по душе!

[hristyam]

Спасибо!

Год на самом деле не такой "лохматый" - это начало 2003, а вот видеокамера была одна из первых в стране в 80-ых годах прошлого века. )))

[predzemshar]

а еще?

[hristyam]

всё!

[fimafr]

и так нормально))) еще бы пьесу нормально проиграли)))