Late Show with David Letterman - Pet Massage

David Letterman welcomes his guest Maryjean Ballner and her rent-a-cat Henry in the Late Show.
Maryjean Ballner just released the DVD's "Cat massage" and "Dog massage".

Quotes:
David: "Please welcome Maryjean Ballner ladies and gentlemen...."
David: "Welcome to the program and who do you have there with you tonight?"
Maryjean: "This is Henry."
David: "Henry. And is that your kitty?"
Maryjean: "No, this is a rent-a-cat."
David: "You've rented a cat? Boy, he's in for the time of his life, isn't he?"

David: "Give Henry the old 1, 2."

Maryjean: "Dave, if you're right handed you can use your right hand, if you're left handed you can use your left hand ."
David: "I'm just gonna ask you if it works the same for the left hand."
Maryjean: "Well, and if you're right handed you can use your left hand and if you're left handed you can use your right hand, okay?"
David: "Great, okay. All right."

http://www.catmassage.com/

Broadcast date: 9 december 2009

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Late
• Show
• David
• Letterman
• Maryjean
• Ballner
• pet
• massage
• cat
• dog
• CBS
• rent-a-cat
• Henry
• 2009-12-09

[ZeldaDD]

Who's the best cat in the United States? It's you, David Letterman, it's YOU!

[civilwarhat]

This is almost Tim and Eric-esque

[furanz13]

"I've paid good money for that."

"Dave... I have too."

[KayeRocks2010]

loved this!



[alysonfun]

they're both equally insane

[kipkayify]

This woman needs a man in her life...

[fannyslapper33]

If i could only be that cat.....

[Test2011able]

The cat lady seems mentally ill. She loves cat massage too much????!!???

[jesseyzaguirre]

This is extremely awkward.

[broadwaymelody33]

I feel really bad for her, she can tell that everyone thinks she's a joke. It's...seriously odd, but I feel bad for her lol

[goosebumpish]

that's one crazy lady..

[tehpando]

?v=B1on2Up0zZM samples 4:06