Yes Officer, I didn't.
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Lady: I know why u polled me over.
Officer: Why's that?
Lady: U wanna ask me to the police officer ball.
Officer: police officers don't have any ball's.
(Zing!!! Do u see what I did that??!! :D)
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Always get donuts before you get pulled over here is an example:
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me:Yeah, cause you can smell the donuts from here can't you? I super sized the box you want one?
Cop: give me the box, and license and registration!!
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Half cut mustache
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Cop: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Me: Yes, i do!
Cop: Well, why were you traveling so fast?
Me: See, last month my wife ran away with a cop.... i was scared he was trying to give her back.
3 days ago 3
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you know people are just reposting comments that ppl liked a lot so they can get to the top comments?
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can I offer you a doughnut
sir
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lawlllollllllllll stahp xD
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@spinplanners I know right!
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cop:do you knw y i stoped you
me:cuz im black yeye wat up playa
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1:37 driver: you wanna play the game!
cop: what game?
driver: the "find the drugs in the car" game! ha!
too funny! :D
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Cop: Can I see your drivers license and registration?
Me: I don't have any.
Cop: Do you own this car?
Me: no. i killed the man who owned it and stuck him in the trunk.
Cop: *Calls for back up*
Chief of police: Is it true that you have no license and have a dead man in your trunk?
Me: No! that's crazy! Here's my license right here! *pulls out license* And see? No dead man! *opens trunk* IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU?! I bet he also told you I was speeding.
CaptainSarcasm458 6 days ago 45
Officer: Sir do you know how fast you were going?
Me: These are not the droids you`re looking for.
levipurdon 3 weeks ago 32