Restaurant Etiquette

Why you don't mess with people who make your food.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• restaurant
• food
• server
• waiter
• waitress
• waiting
• ryan
• reynolds

[jo4nny]

Riddle me this: is it a greater sin to curse, or to deafen a man with the Windows error sound?

[flipkid2006]

"She broke the cardinal rule.....DON'T FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT HANDLE YOUR FOOD."

That is for sure the damn truth, every word of it!

[haroon9977]

You cant be mixing Mexican with Continental, I thought you was better than that!

[MrSlothmonkey]

A can't swear but he can pick a patch of pubes off is dick?

[TheInferno515]

and this is why u should be very nice to the people that give u your food

[ZEEMADMAN2]

I'm sorry to Monday Morning Quarterback,& on a Tuesday at that,but where was the Fecal Matter? The Shit? It should have been in those Mashed Potatoes! An would it be too much to ask if someone could go into the Alley,give the Homeless Alcoholic a decent meal,then get some of His Hepatitis Shit? That would be the ultimate revenge to give this Cast Iron Bitch some Hepatitis A or B. Your choice. Call that one the Chef's Surprise! It should take a whole lot out of Her since there is no cure for it!

[fahs]

Word to the wise: IF YOUR ORDER IS MESSED UP:  Send it back, pay for only your drink and go eat somewhere else.

[gingerbread185]

so every restaurant have BIIIIAAAATCCCHHH OF THE DAY :)

[grkpektis]

this is why when a waiter completely fucks up my order I keep my mouth shut and don't give him a tip. If it's small things like lemons I don't give a shit but some waiters really don't deserve a tip.

[MrLildrummerboy56]

Gentleman we have our first offical beeoche of the day LMAO!!!!!!

[MrLildrummerboy56]

What's the song name of this?

[DRUNKASSPUNK800]

whaqtz wigh the censorship??