That's Christmas Rap

Written and performed by Grant Jensen, Jason Bohen, Cody Fields, Jake Rutenbar.
Ariel Amaro Video. Special Thanks to Paul Slemmer.


Dear St. Nick
won't you please come soon
my dad and I are going whaling
and I need a harpoon
And just the other day
my gameboy fell in the potty
Bring me what I want please
you know I ain't that naughty

I want a six pack.. of undies
A new cell phone
All the crocadile dundies
This is 2009
Make it blue Ray fool!
(but you ain't got a blue ray, playa')
You better bring that too

I'm hangin lights
on the tree
Milk and cookies
It's Christmas eve
This ain't no Mother's day
Ain't no Halloween
Your favorite holiday
pumped on creatine

Christmas morning
it's the place to be
underneath the Christmas tree
all your favorite things
or so you think
till you open up a few
this present ain't for me, Ma
I think it's for you

Hangin lights
(Now that's Christmas)
Santa Comes to town
(That's Christmas)
Watchin' snow fall
(That's Christmas)
Robbin' Banks
(That ain't Christmas)

Deck the halls
(Now that's Christmas)
Santa's Lap
(That's Christmas)
Don't forget the reindeer
(That's Christmas)
Goin water skiing
(That ain't Christmas)

Happy holidays
yeah, it's my favorite time
you could never match the passion
of my Christmas rhyme
Got my stocking filled
yeah it's filled to the top
thank you Santa
how'd you know I want a lollipop

Oh that's right
you must have got my letter
in a four by six picture
with my Christmas sweater
How's the weather
up at that North Pole
cuz Christmas down here's
gettin' outta control

Now it's Christmas
The best time of year
little drummer boy says
do you hear what I hear
I be listening to the beat
that he's puttin down
tis the season he says
now go into town

Buy my girl something nice
pink footie pajamas
and a bobble head collection
of all the Obamas
I got the hookups
I'll take the usual sir
I pay a dollar 95
for this Douglas Fir

Sip my cup on up
with plenty of egg nog
I'm stayin warm in my snuggie
and so is my dog
I got a batch of cookies
from the oven I'm pullin'
my lights are twinkelin'
prettier than Eduard Cullen

Snow fall Snow Fall
Oh so pretty
Put on Nat King Cole
Snuggle with my kitty
Can't stop me now
I'm in the Christmas zone
cuz I'm so happy when
I'm watchin that Home Alone.

A slay ride
(Now that's Christmas)
Underneath the mistletoe
(That's Christmas)
Mama's Dinner
(That's Christmas)
Sippin Windex
(That ain't Christmas)

Jingle Bells
(Now that's Christmas)
Pretty wreaths
(That's Christmas)
Kissin Grandma
(That's Christmas)
Mopping
(That ain't Christmas)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• That's Christmas Rap
• That's Christmas
• Grant Jensen
• Cody Fields
• Jake Rutenbar
• Jason BohenSaddleback Church
• Christmas Rap
• The Castless
• Christmas
• No Genre
• Mix tape
• SNL
• Andy Sandberg
• on a boat
• like a boss
• Conan

[EthanJBarnard]

One of the guys looks like Andy Samberg haha

[EthanJBarnard]

Bald guy is beast, HANDS DOWN.

[Alkoholikas100]

I hear brysy's voice 2.05 but why he not here??

[TheAnonLaughing]

Every xmas I must listen to this <3 lol

[Claydog77productions]

OMG SNOWFLAKES

[urbandenizen]

sippin windex at 3:02

[1andyingram]

the bald guy is awsome.

[soopeedoop]

this gotta be the funniest christmas song EVER!!!!

[AllyRBoyd]

haha that was filmed at my cousins house! thats my aunt!! 

[Rossie123able]

the best part was from 1:25 to 2:04

[treyphilly]

thats funny as shit!