How I Met Joe ep;2 [PG13]

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Uploaded by on Feb 13, 2010

okay, i can not tell if this would be more pg13 or r ? kindofff both. soo, yeah. whatever (: i am gonna put like 4 moree up tonitee cause i already got seven comments ! :D thankyahh.

Demi's POV:
I got up, got dressed, and had no clue what I would do today. I decided just to go down and chill at the local pool. I walked down the hot pavement and layed out my towel on a chair as soon as I arrived. I took off my cover which revealed my white swimsuit, and my incredibly fake, but real looking tan. I layed for about a minute then realized I didnt need to be any tanner so I headed for the water slide.

I walked up about eighty steps, that took a while. On top of that all the stairs were slippery. There was about five kids ahead of me in line, so I just stood, and waited. Then out of no where I feel someone smack my ass. I turn my head to see a couple of kids, maybe 14 years old snickering. I turned back, then around thirty seconds later one of 'em started tugging on the string to my bikini. What do these kids want? I looked back again. "Yes, pretty lady?" The tallest of the three said to me, the other two giggling. I fully turned my body around, and all of their jaws dropped. They were all three staring at my large breasts. I smirked and asked "Which one of you little boys is messin' with my swimsuit?" They automatically singled out the tallest one "Oh, thanks guys!" He said. "No no no, your friends should be jealous. Your gonna get some." He looked confused. It's fun messin' with kids who think they are all cool. I pulled him by the wrist to stand in front of me. He looked afraid. "You wanna feel 'em?" I asked blandly. "W-what?" I slowly moved his hand up and under my bikini top onto one of my breasts. His eyes would not move off. His friends jaws dropped even more.
"NEXT!" the super-hot life guard yelled for my turn, I whipped around, forcing his hand out, smirked and slid down the slide. About half way down I could hear them all freaking out at the top, I just laughed and landed into the 3 foot deep water.

After that was over I got a lemonade, then went towards the diving boards. I got up and jumped off of the first one and twirled in the air like an ice skater. I shot straight down into the water and felt my foot touch the bottom. I was eleven feet under water. I started losing my breathe as I swam for surface.........................

No POV:

Lifeguard: Hello? Are you awake?
Demi: *eyes batting*
Lifeguard: *gives mouth to mouth*
Demi: *keeps her eyes shut*
Lifeguard: *does it again*
Demi: *spits up water all over*

2 Lifeguards back away.

Lifeguard: Are you alright? Can you hear me?
Demi: .....
Lifeguard: Hello? Can you breathe?
Demi:

FLASHBACK -

Joe: *starts walking out the door, but stops right before the curtains and takes a step back over to her and kisses her cheek* Thanks for helping me.
Demi: *smiles* Bye Joe.
Joe: *leaves*

END OF FLASHBACK -

Demi: *faintly* J-joe.

All the lifeguards get closer trying to make out what she said.
Lifeguard: What was that?
Demi: *quietly* Joeeee.
Lifeguard: Whatd you just say?
Demi: *still not to full power* Joe.

The other two lifeguards back away as to why she was saying Joe's name.

Lifeguard (Joe): *looks around at people staring at him* Uhm. I'll take it from here. *picks her up bridal style and carries her to the first aid office*

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  • LMFAO AT DEMI AND THE KIDS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Omg its JOE!!! :D

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  • that was rlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllly awesome and weird at the same time i laughed so HARD when Demi said wanna feel them that was so funny

  • WOOT

  • AHH YEY XD haha

  • Aww it was Joe.

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