The Book of Mormon Baptize Me Lyrics
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3:33 "I performed like a champ"
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this is a massive that's what she said joke.
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funny herecy
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@maolieksvids and the book of solomon is not? and what about the women of cananites and amorites and shit who were raped by israeli soldiers after god commanded Moses to do so? what about entire nations getting wiped out by God? lol
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@thirdsyphon I'm Christian and I find this funny, not really offensive xD
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@maolieksvids Half of the joke here is that both of the characters singing this duet are so painfully innocent that they don't even know they're using baptism as a stand-in for sex. . . but the other half of the joke is, as you noted, how incredibly offensive this concept is to Christians.(The girl's line "I'm wet with salvation" at 3:36 is one of the most stupendously blasphemous things ever written, but you have to have to know English slang *and* Christian theology to fully appreciate it.)
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why was baptizing made to be a sexual inuendo? I don't get it, it's very offensive.
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people it's not a big deal were lucky the song is even up here and if you don't like it watch a different video
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Ugh. So many grammatical errors. You should have just copied the lyrics directly from the Digital Booklet.
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why is your "gonna" spelled as "ganna"? o_O
Corrections:
2:14 - "Never known a boy so gentle..."
2:30 - "...I hope he gets to baptizing me soon."
Samatuka 9 months ago
@Samatuka Thanks if I figure out how to add captions I'll fix it lol
azmad202 9 months ago
yeahhh...and now i can sing it perfectly the whole day :-)))...there were some sentencec I couldnt understand (germany here) :-). But are you sure at 2:09? That is a horrible pronunciation :-))
7864841 9 months ago
@7864841 I grew up in America, speaking fluent English, Yes I am sure about 2:09-2:12 He is yelling it in a very strange way I will give you that. :D Ganna is slang for Going if that's what you were talking about
azmad202 9 months ago