Clean Me - Conservative Party Spoof Election Broadcast

Channel 4 commissioned this film as part of their 2005 General Election coverage.

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[MrXclio]

01:15 for the last time, i don't want to buy a big issue!

[omid145]

This is actually a good broadcast, spoof or not.

[Darrell111ful]

The fact is we need to cut deeper to give tax cuts to allow companies create growth. Labour thinks that if you scary the markets with high debt and raise taxes forcing companies to cut jobs that creates growth it doesn't.

[chmanbass]

@AussiePolitics have you ever thought that there weren't enough managers in the first place? Nurses and doctors are normally clueless on budget management etc so you have to think about it from both sides.

Listen, i know that labour are not perfect by any means and its all speculation that the tories could of done this and could have done that, and to be honest i do not like either of the miliband brothers who want to become the next labour leader they are not experienced enough.

[AussiePolitics]

@chmanbass statistically speaking it will be unlikely for you to ever change your support away from labour. you may do, but currently you're just another brainwashed supportor who would vote for them no matter what.

how on earth is it sustainable to hire managers at the rate of 5 times that of nurses? maybe in the beginning it might be nice to have a few extra managers, but it seriously starts pissing people off when the government starts spending more on management positions than on nurses

[chmanbass]

@AussiePolitics how would YOU know that i will be a labour supporter for the rest of my life, i became interested in politics recently and only just started supporting any party, so im sorry, you even said that you supported labour and then changed? There is evidence that NHS trusts with the high scores are often those that have expanded their management workforce the most, thus higher spend on management is linked to lower MRSA rates, better patient satisfaction and high quality of nursing

[AussiePolitics]

@chmanbass actually I frequently get annoyed by how closed minded my parents can be about politics and economys and the difference between you and I is that I do not blindly follow what they believe. you're just a brainwashed ignorant child. you are a future '29 percenter' who is going to vote for the labour party no matter what they do. this past government has utterly ground britain into the dirt. economically you're FUCKED mate. under labour you were jus the next greece WAITING to happen.

[AussiePolitics]

@chmanbass you have a vast amount of knowledge about health and education? then why the hell were you ignorant about the fact that labour were highing managers in the health sector at 5 times the rate of nurses? that sounds like a pretty shitty health plan mate.

[AussiePolitics]

@chmanbass the way for labour to improve the economy was through growth? WHAT? the economy improves when it grows? WOW where'd you get your phd? from FUCKING OBVIOUS university?

first of all labour did fuck all in the recession. economic growth is still shit, unemployment is stil very high. labour left office with more people unemployed than when they originally claimed power in 97.

[chmanbass]

@AussiePolitics Not to mention the fact that you have called my dad a brainwashed labour supporter when you said early on if im not mistaken that your parents are strict conservatives, doesn't that make your parents 'stupid' and 'brainwashed'?