Tentacle Monsters WAPE WOLL!

You've been WAPE WOLLED!

The Science Ninja Big Ten song "Tentacle Monsters" set to blank images from Ghastly's Ghastly Comic.

I wrote the song as a themesong for the comic in case you were wondering. If there was ever a GGC anime, the first part of the song would be the opening theme and the second part the closing theme.


See the little schoolgirl
Walking down the alleyway
On her way to school today
Shouting "neko neko wai"

When lurking in the shadows lies a tentacle monster.

1-2-3-4 ichi-ni-san-shi

Woah tentacle monsters
Woah tentacle monsters
Tentacle monsters want to destroy you
Tentacle monsters they want to rape you
Tentacle monsters they cause high taxes
They cast your property values into the void.

Hey calm down
Why must you hate
Tentacle monsters
They only want a date

Tentacles are for helping
They are not for hurting
Their amorous advances
Are merely harmless flirting

Why won't you embrace
Tentacle love
Tentacle love...

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• Ghastly
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• tentacle
• monsters
• theme
• song
• Science
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• Big
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• anime
• manga
• hentai

[cow2001]

Please provide us with the lyrics of this track, Uncle Ghastly. Pretty please, my pretty?

[GhastlyH]

See the little schoolgirl Walking down the alleyway On her way to school today Shouting "neko neko wai" When lurking in the shadows lies a tentacle monster. 1-2-3-4 ichi-ni-san-shi Woah tentacle monsters Woah tentacle monsters Tentacle monsters want to destroy you Tentacle monsters they want to rape you Tentacle monsters they cause high taxes They cast your property values into the void.

[GhastlyH]

He calm down Why must you hate Tentacle monsters They only want a date Tentacles are for helping They are not for hurting Their amorous advances Are merely harmless flirting Why won't you embrace Tentacle love Tentacle love...

[Ronaldsan]

I wonder how long it will be until youtube takes down this fine piece of art.

[GhastlyH]

I picked all the SFW panels I could find.

[ReaperX3ro]

At the beginning it sounds like a bunch of hentai freaks got a huge pound of weed and sabbath records.

[LordOfTheDucks]

Oh Uncle Ghastly, if only you'd replace my real uncles. Not the cocaine snorting Buddhist carpenter one, but the other, boring one.

[Kevashidaz]

I KNEW Jesus was a brotha...

[NarutoQM]

masterpiece. ;3;

[jiggrgermy]

@TBoneTony I'm one of those people who sees the phenomenon of hentai tentacle rape in japan a little.....disturbing. I know this isn't a recurring theme throughout all of japan, but what I would like to know is, are comics/cartoons featuring rape by tentacle monsters accepted or considered cool in Japanese culture? Or is it kind of just left alone and no one really talks about it seriously like typical western society does?

[YukiNekoPrincess]

"Tentacle love" sounds almost like "Cynical love"... o__o

Oh well.

[kageroninja]

see tentacle monsters arnt all that bad

[Demonizer68]

I don't know why but while I was reading the Ghastly comic I had some songs playing in the background and just as Kiki was being raped by a tentacle monster, the Cannibal Corpse song raped by the beast started. How appropriate.

[TBoneTony]

Great song.

I always enjoyed the comic series.

It is sad that they are not around anymore to make us understand the Japanese culture a bit more better even though most people think of it as something strange, I think it is rather cool Like Halloween type of cool.

[CounterNormal]

Ghastly sir, you are amazing. You and your band sound like Pink Floyd, except you're all the original lead singer!!

[AubinMagnus]

Awesome. Just... sheer awesome.

[g4superdude21]

ya one of those monsters follows me home everyday!