Human of the Day

Speaking: I feel like Dog. I'm crazy.
Ok, anyway, as you can tell, I didn't bother to get in anything nice- I'm just wearing my tophat so it looks like I put some effort into this, and soooo...
*clears throat*
Heh, in place of a birthday present, I filmed this... The morning of your birthday... Well, ok is it still morning? Uhhh ok... Nnnooo, but...*mumbles*
*clears throat*

Singing:
Hello, hello... Calling a Ben LeJeune to the front... of whatever room this is,
you havewell not really won dear sir,
But may I tell you happy birthday
For the probably thousandth time youve heard it.

Happy, happy birthday to yooooouuuu!
Happy, happy birthday to yououououououououuu.
Why are you well I guess youre not scared cause youre probably
Just sitting in front of your computer
but thats ok. Pretend like you are
Itll go better with the song
Or maybe not

Oh well.

Happy, happy birthday to yooooouuuu!
UhhHappy, happy birthday to yououououououououuu.

OOOoo.
Sorry I didnt get you anything for your birthday,
Im just this cheap

Hap-py bir-irthday.
Hap-py Bi-irthday
For like the fifteenth time
Hap-py Bir-irthdaaeaeaeay
I hope its a good one despite me not getting you anything.

Outside the cars aint beeping
out a song just in your honor
but so you feel special
you can pretend that they are.

Outside you cant hear my car beeping
Thats probably cause I do not have one,
But if you give me the keys
To Regina I can do that for you.

But I probably wont cause Im lazy
And I will just sit here wondering
If you re- or why you think this is funny
Because that would be dumb if you were laughing during this because its not actually that fun-ny

Happy bi-irthday
I probably
Should not insult you
But I will.
Because I want to have fun on your birthday too
So youll have to deal with that
Oh well
Happy birthday anyway.

Out side the cars are- no just kidding.

Hello, hello... Calling a Ben LeJeune to the front... of whatever room this is happens to be,
you havewon


Umm

Whatever you consider to be winning.
And your rewards are
Your presents Your birthday presents; thats what you get for winning

Speaking:
Ok, enough of that.
Take one. Good enough.
You know, I dont know why youre laughing
Thats not funny.

Category:

Comedy

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