I will eat your children

I will eat your kids.


Shane Granger, born in 1985
Now its 20 years later and its my time,
To describe with a rhyme why it's fine to combine,
Hot sauce and kids eat em down to the spine.

Kids need lovin? FUCK THAT,
they need a shovin' In the oven, fuckin little brats.

I Hats kids and I always will,
Ill baby sit ur kid and give em a pill,
That'll knock em out cold so they'll hold still while I spice 'em up nice enough for the grill.

Your kids bad, don't give em a lickin'
eat em instead, tastes just like chicken
No more bitchin , no more disciplinin,
And you can use their blood for sippin' and dippin',
I aint trippin, this shits for real
Nothin like a dead baby to complete my meal.

It's a Shame, that I ate ur offspring
Gave my dog half cause I couldn't eat the whole thing
It's a Shame, that u never came
ate ur twins at ur house when u was at a ball game
It's a shame, that you tried to blame shane
let ur kids get eaten now whos lame
It's a shame, I broiled ur kid in hot flame
didn't even know his fuckin name

Potatoes, salad, a nice dead fetus
It's yummy in my tummy like any other meat is,

Where do I get em? Picture me creepin',
snatch the kid out the crib while it's sleepin'
Leave the mom weeping and the dad freakin'
Me Im out the backdoor sneakin'

Back to my place for a gourmet dinner
I ate ur little girl and had a fortay wit 'er

Some might say this is a little messed up,
Others might say "Hey Shane Guess What"
"What?" "I just called the cops"
"you kidnapped both my kids and now ur getting locked up"

Bring on the cops you fuckin' goof
You can't convict me cause I ate all the proof
U didn't wanna watch ur son, you said fuck it
Now hes inside of my stomach.




It's a Shame, that I ate ur offspring
Gave my dog half cause I couldn't eat the whole thing
It's a Shame, that u never came
ate ur twins at ur house when you was at a ball game
It's a shame, that you tried to blame shane
let ur kids get eaten now whos lame
It's a shame, I broiled ur kid in hot flame
didn't even know his fuckin' name

I bet you regret that you ever said
Kids are fine on their own its no sweat
You may think ur bad, bein' a wife beater
But I'm Mr. Yo, an at large child eater

If ur wondering where ur kids are, yeah you guessed it
They died g, their inside me, bein' digested
put the bones at ur house now you getting arrested
I told the cops a story about how they were molested

By you, and not eaten by me,
That's how I get by, I lie to the P I G's
Now the same mothafucka whos kids I ate
Is gonna end up bein big nates jail mate

You shoulda just let me eat ur kids in peace
Cause now ur the freak runnin from police
While I just sit here and laugh atcha
Waitin for the next mothafucka to capture

It's a Shame, that I ate ur offspring
Gave my dog half cause I couldn't eat the whole thing
It's a Shame, that u never came
ate ur twins at ur house when u was at a ball game
It's a shame, that you tried to blame shane
let ur kids get eaten now whos lame
It's a shame, I broiled ur kid in hot flame
didn't even know his fuckin name

muahahahaha

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Pure
• Gangsterism
• Xzibit
• Rap
• Dead
• Baby
• Straight
• Ballin
• Hustling
• Gangsta
• Mothafucka

[steward327]

i hop u fuckin drop dead u sick retardet fuck if i catch u im going to blow yo fucken brains out and feed u to a fucken animal i hop u burn yo dum as hell !

[shaner217]

@steward327 That's a beautiful sentence you made there.

[andyllamanipl]

.....Tasty?

[shaner217]

Very scrumptious indeed.

[maparaan]

you looser!!!

how can you eat those kids!!!

maybe your soul is crying because he knows were you will be put when youre dead..

[shaner217]

In the oven?

[SmokeMeMe]

Great!

[Knucklesound]

Ha! That was pretty funny.

[tieumanh91]

Fake @@.. he's chinese

[johnpyeatt13]

lol much better than most rappers today

[mistertakeda]

Fucking Canadians.

[lovelovealltheway]

dude you just edited this pic !!! hah almost got me :PPP

[lemonstanya]

heaven is with us now.

[steward327]

yes i do!

[metav3rvse]

@steward327 do u realy hop he dyes? 

[steward327]

i hop u die realy soon.