Black Widows in the Privy

# Black Widows in the Privy

Lyricist:Heather Rose Jones
Composer: Heather Rose Jones
Sung by: Julia Ecklar
Album: The Horse Tamer's Daughter

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Black Widows in the Privy

by Heather Jones

Everyone knows someone we'd be better off without
But best not mention names 'cause we don't know who's about
But why commit a murder and risk the fires of hell
When black widows in the privy can do it just as well?

Now poison's good, and daggers, and arrows in the back,
And if you're really desperate you can try a front attack
But are they really worthy of the risk of being caught
When black widows in the privy need not be bribed or bought?

So if there's one of whom you wish most simply to be rid
Just wait till dark and point the way to where the widow's hid
And say to them 'I think you'll find that this one is the best'
And black widows in the privy will gladly do the rest!

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• Heather Rose Jones
• Black Widows in the Privy
• Horse Tamers Daughter

[sharall]

one of my favorite all time songs, working fairs, i have seen plenty in the privies

[KitsuneOokamiYasha]

@sharall Eww i feel for you i grew up in flea markets my mom would travel with them and set up things to sell, i got used to traveling and using those nasty porta potties or the sometimes worse privy's they had at the grounds of wherever i was at. Still i miss those days back then my mom could tell me to go and i would wander where ever i wanted without out fear of being kidnapped as flea marketers were a close group most knew who i was and would keep an eye on me to keep me out of trouble.

[lipovan87]

Sadly I've actually seen them in a family member's outhouse.

[KitsuneOokamiYasha]

@lipovan87 That's disturbing what are they doing in an outhouse together anyway they are tiny....on second thought i don't want to know.

[johnmburt1960]

@KitsuneOokamiYasha I have heard that indoor plumbing significantly reduced incidence of spider bites.

[namekman01]

my black widow doesn't listen to me.....i told her who is the best, still nothing, can u help plz?

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

@KitsuneOokamiYasha I grew uptraveling. Max time we spent ANYWHERE was 1 yr. The upside was, I didn`t need to get watched over because hey, no one really knew I was living in the house. by the time they did I was packing my bags.

[WarriorHawkSpirit]

Ookami-tan! Look! Its a black widow! -» o^::-::^o

KYAA! LOOK OUT!!

[sistersdaddy]

how can you not like this song

[doctorpsycho1960]

^^::U::^^  This is a black widow smiling at KitsuneOokamiYasha ^^::U::^^