Mood For the Day 9 (A Very Bad Day).wmv

Mood For the Day 9
(A Very Bad Day) TEXT:

1.

Governor Bullwinkle has just been elected
God and leader of the free world
(not to remain free much longer).
My first impulse is to seek refuge
underneath my bed, whereupon I find
the wheezin, puny Oracle in his grey suit,
referring to his Mayan calender as he
once again, predicts the end of the world.
Armed with this information (but not
with the 73 million dollars that he
collected from his frantic, fear stricken
flock), I receive an urgent call from
Gorilla Arms, who wants to meet me for
some shameless exploitation and abject misery.
It has already been a bad day.

2.

She has a "steal of a deal" for me;
she plans to move back into my house,
not pay any rent, sleep late on my bedcouch
(after being out with Pizza Boy at all hours),
watch my television, commandeer my computer,
use my washing machine and eat my food.
(Pizza Boy is in full agreement),
while I do my best "Helen Keller" impersonation.
Pizza Boy thinks it's a great deal.
What a pal! (Pizza Boy also wants to buy my
kidneys for $24 bucks.)
It has not been a good day;
It has been a very bad day.
The man underneath the bed agrees.

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