Shoplifting Hoax

So matt and josh were chillin at wal-mart when they got the brilliant stroke of inspiration to pretend to steal from the bastart retard corporatists. After purchasing the DVD in the back, we bewilder the front gaurd.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wal-mart
• shoplifting
• hoax
• steal
• stealing
• matt
• josh

[lyfeizshrtsoami]

what's funny is that now i work at this walmart and get $8.70 an hour for doing it. and they guy who trained me was andrew, that cashier.

[lyfeizshrtsoami]

sexy.

[shadowman357]

he bought the dvd

[jimmychochang]

JIGNewEra17. yor a dumbass. all this is is proof that he bought the dvd and ran out of the store with it

[beckasha83]

Whats more fun is pretending to steal stuff, and make it totally obvious that you are "stealing" so ap will follow you around and then try and stop you, you go back with them, and when they find you have nothing... bingo!

[Weslo2]

probably not, it's like shoes and clothes

people steal those all the time by putting them on (shirts, pants) under their clothes, or just walking out with the shoes on

some stores try to reduce it by giving you numbered tags to keep track of what you go in with while in the change room to try on clothes

[Weslo2]

I know for games and movies

they put a sticky thing on the inside of the case that has a piece of metal in it

[ewokone555]

it looks for the magnet u can find them on dvds thats y they move it over the second thing past the upc scanner it demagnetizes them not metal just a magnet

[revick]

so what happened at the end?

[308beatZ]

you have guards at the store ?? we dont i live in a town of 3,500 people and they have a super walmart here and its SOOOO easy to rob no gaurds or nothing ahahha

[xoPaperPlanes]

nope.

they wont.

the alarm things look for metal (guns)

or the metal tags on clothes

but peel the upc thing or take it out of the box.

i know 100% that they scan for metal

but idk about the barcode things thats on the box. i dont risk it, it pull it out of the box and never get caught,

[DemonofPlaid]

before he runs you can hear them announce a robbery on the intercom

[peaceowassis]

i dare somebody to do it blindfolded with there hands tied behind there back!!!! rofl

[choliz7]

lol yup it is pretty easy. especially wen u take lipgloss and other cosmetics lol