Re: Dirty Limericks

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Comedy

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• sneakypreacher
• dirty
• limericks
• librarising79

[roadblock24]

i should consider writing my own limerick's..

good stuff muff, i guess it's not so tough.

[ImaMuffin]

hahaha.. nice rhymes

[FishNoLegs]

muslims still up to old tricks

blowing things up just for kicks 

I was one day surmisin'

how you could circumcize em,

But you cant - theres no end to them pricks.

[FishNoLegs]

There was a young man named Ed

Who vowed to be chaste until wed

He's easy to spot

By the huge arm he got

From jerkin his gherkin in bed!

[FishNoLegs]

There was a young lady named Mary

Whose..uh... cooch was kinda hairy

She wanted to shave it

But couldnt brave it

So she committed hari kari !

[RogueTheElfWarrior1]

A limerick I made up while out at a girls-only party....

This little piggy became a hooker

This little piggy became a nun

This little piggy had hot sex

While this little piggy couldn't get none

And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way home---because he didn't make it to the bathroom!

The end.

[Crimedog3333]

A do-it-yourselfer named Alice.

Used a dynamite stick for a phalus.

They found her vagina.

In South Carolina.

And a part of her anus in Dallas.

[Crimedog3333]

A man with two pricks from Azores.

Had one small and one big as a bores.

It was his wife that he'd stick.

With his undersized prick.

But the big one was for bitches and whores.

[NativeNewYorkGuy]

What fabulous race are the Persians

They have such clever diversions!

They fuck all the day

In the regular way

And they save up the night for perversions!

[rachelchunter]

Okay. A rude limerick:

A horny young lady named Lil

F*cked a dynamite stick for a thrill.

They found her v@gina

In North Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil.

(I thought it was hilarious, even though it's probably been heard before.) Lmfao. XD

[hellopoppet06]

hahahahahha. . . your hair looks pretty here. ^ ^

[ThreeofThree]

Yay! It's an original one. ^_^