Beam Me Aboard

The Enterprise crew tries to beam Kirk out as the doomsday machine quickly approaches (The Doomsday Machine)

Category:

• Classic TV
• Science Fiction

Tags:

• kirk
• spock
• bones
• space
• enterprise
• cool
• science

[Noisycowonline]

The music is great - so simple and effective.

[thatdood001]

And yet, here you are, watching it.

Who's more full of bullshit...you, or the TV Show you mock?

Fucking trollific moron.

[555paint]

I love it when Scot tells Spock "transfer out, you freak"

[ssosmcin]

@odensmeadhorn - Nope, the famous line "beam me up, Scotty" was the one never said. Correct them with that...

[catgrrl117]

thums up if your still watching this in 2011

[hulkthor1]

Great stuff! 

[odensmeadhorn]

I don't know how many fucking times i've had to hear the stupid "beam me a board joke" only to hear some hipster know it all drop the line that "beam me aboard was never actually mentioned in any star trek episode". SO HERE IT IS YOU HIPSTER FUCKS CHOCK ON IT!!!!

[dan1701a]

So, CBS, why did you remove the full episodes? Just to get us to purchase the full seasons (at a premium price, naturally)?

[hulkster46a]

This is the original version and not the remastered version. Both are good though. I never get tired of watching this episode. Reminds me of my ex and mouth. lol

[Undermostnewjoe]

take a nice long look at 1:50 does the right engine look like its been chewed on by a dog?

[FekLeyrTarg]

That's a great scene. And it's cool how they improvised the Constellation back then: They bought a model kit of the Enterprise, damaged it, and altered the hull markings. I only wish they were able to paint the impulse engines.

Again: Great scene. Both original and remastered versions.

[MrTimJr]

I'll give you props for saying please, but you didn't use a question mark when you posed that question.

Also, the anal cavity is quite large. I'd have to have a pretty long tongue in order to lick certain parts of it. If you had specified which part, in particular, you wanted licked then maybe I would have considered it.

But there's no way in hell I'm licking the anal cavity of someone with poor grammar. Good day sir.