The Bible Game part 1 - Godless Gaming

Let's play the Bible Game, for the Gameboy Advance! It's a dull, monotonous piece of religious crap that ignores stupid things like gameplay, replay value or fun, and instead performs the all important task of getting children to memorize Bible verses. Yay!

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[AlphaDogOmegaDog]

Everything in the Bible is cool. You must not have read it. You obviously have not been outdoors much since you don't know many plants like bullrushes.

[RiffingReligion]

@AlphaDogOmegaDog I've read the bible from cover to cover. It ain't cool. But if it makes you feel any better, I've also read the Book of Mormon and the Koran, and they're even worse.

[AlphaDogOmegaDog]

@RiffingReligion I think the Bible is quite cool. Whether talking about Shamgar, the witch of Endor or the floating axe head, there is a lot that's cool in the Bible.

Judges 3

I Samuel 28

2 Kings 6

[RiffingReligion]

@AlphaDogOmegaDog If you want to quote "cool" bible verses, you can't leave this one out:

2 Kings 18:27

But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

Drinking piss and eating shit? Yup, that sums up the Bible pretty well. What I really love is that this verse is repeated word for word in Isaiah. :)

[thalohalo]

To be more accurate, the bible game should be about roaming the countryside burning villages, cutting off foreskins, and then stupidly letting yourself be captured and crucified.

[RiffingReligion]

@thalohalo Don't forget about impregnating virgins against their will. Can't leave the god-rape out.

[AlphaDogOmegaDog]

@RiffingReligion That is a cool verse. Like something Tarantino might write. You can't say it is boring when it has guys riffing on each other like that."Go tell them to eat shit and piss" Might as well say "eat shit and die". That was sure one of my old roomates favorite responses. Wonder if that had these verses as a basis.

[thalohalo]

@RiffingReligion I like it! Part of the game would be identifying the divine rapist in a police lineup. Was it the father, the son, or the holy ghost? Why, it could have been any of the three--they all did it! And of course this version should be rated E for Everyone so that even little kids could wrap their little brains around the nonsense of the trinity in a fun and challenging way.

[JoeDixon]

I know all there is to know about The Bible Game/First there are naked people/Then there are snakes/And before you know it your going to sleep/I know how boring is The Bible Game.