I might mail you a dog turd...

In this video, I was accused of calling my ex-friend Ben, who lives in Asheville, North Carolina at 2 in the morning, and hanging up on him. I don't play those kind of childhood games. Here's the whole story. He told me that if I drove up to Asheville from Atlanta, (a good 4 hour drive), he'd put a Lazy Comic window decal in his truck. Well, when I get there, he informs me, (in front of somebody I'd just met), that he had no intentions on putting the decal in his truck. When I asked him why he told me that he said he would, his response was, "If I would have told you the truth, you would have never driven up here". Well, he's probably correct with that assumption, but damned, you don't lie to people. It cost me about $60.00 in gas for the round-trip ride, plus having to eat out, etc. So, after leaving there, I'd decided he was also a member of the "ENNY" crowd. (As in my other ex-friends, Denny, Kenny, and now Benny). I just get tired of self-righteous folks who bring nothing to the table except bull, so I just disconnect from them. Think about what you're about to lie to your friends about. It very well could cost you a friendship... and if that friendship is built on lies, was there ever a friendship to begin with?

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[thelazycomic]

Well, the title of the video does say "dog turd". (I'm lauging so hard, I can barely type this). DOG TURD.  That is just freakin' funny.

[JLATL1973]

The toilet at the end of the rant.....so fitting!