US Visa

[Gilbertson] When did you
first start to date?

Last week.

- [Gilbertson] That going well?
- So far it's great. Thank you.

[Gilbertson] What kind of
deodorant does Andrew use?

Men's Speed Stick?

[Gilbertson] What flavor? Musk? Alpine?

Was it love at first sight?

[inhales] No.

I loved her from the beginning.

[Gilbertson] What side of the
bed does Margaret sleep on?

She sleeps on the left.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Look, are they soul mates? Eeeh.

Uh... Will they kill each other? No.

[Gilbertson] Are you a good driver?

Oh, excellent driver. Excellent.

[makes crashing,
screaming, siren sounds]

Oh.

In my mind I see her
with someone perhaps...

...more swarthy, darker.

We don't use the word
"Margaret" around Kevin.

He still hasn't warmed up to her.

- Margaret.
- [barks]

- Margaret.
- [barks]

See? It's the damnedest thing.

I have never farted in front of him.

Nor will I ever fart in front of him.

She farts in her sleep.

[Gilbertson] Would you consider
Margaret a good dancer?

You can tell by the way
she drinks her soda pop

that she's a good dancer.

[Gilbertson] Uh-huh. How, how...

How is the soda pop
relevant to the dancing?

I don't understand this.

- I call him... puppy.
- Pumpkin.

- Monkey.
- Daisy.

- Kiddo.
- Uh... Bird.

Sometimes I call him Rick.

[Gilbertson] How do you spell "Ramone?"

[thickly accented] R-A-M-O-N-E.

[Gilbertson] Could you do that
again in English, please?

When you say, you know, the
position in the relationship...

[Gilbertson] Top or bottom?

You're asking me a question
about who's on top?

[Gilbertson] You took an oath
when you walked in this office.

I did not take an oath.
When did I take an oath?

[Gilbertson] Laura should've
done that, but she didn't.

- That's OK.
- Who's Laura?

She's the girl behind you.
Don't look around.

[Gilbertson] Which of
the following numbers

- is not a prime?
- Seventeen.

I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please.

I'm sorry?

[Gilbertson] He knew
your favorite color.

- Blue?
- [Gilbertson] Wrong!

- Red?
- No!

Dark... Maybe like a hunter green?

[Gilbertson] No. White.

- White?
- OK, moving on.

Favorite color is blue.

What's her favorite color
when she's not at home?

I don't know.

[Gilbertson] Are you a citizen
of this country, Ramone?

Yes, I'm a citizen!
[guffawing] Are you crazy?

[laughs]

What relevance a ball in a net

or a Fruit Roll-Up or a Pop-Tart

has to do with my
relationship with Andrew?

[Gilbertson] If you're
getting excited...

- Who are you engaged to?
- [sighs]

- Andrew.
- Very good. Got one right.

[Gilbertson] Who are you engaged to?

I'm engaged to Margaret Tate.

And on the wedding day,
who will be next to you?

I'm going to marry Margaret Tate.

- [Gilbertson] Final answer?
- That work? Yeah, final answer.

Is this a game show?
I don't understand what...

[sings]God Bless America
(land that I love)

That's a great song.

[Gilbertson] That was beautiful.
That was really beautiful.

Mama Cass.

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[sp13daisy]

I don't get the "Sometimes I call him Rick."

Can someone tell me who is Rick?

[FrecnhConnetcion]

@sp13daisy That's exactly the funny thing : there's no reason (combined with the serious & lost face).

[Harmony811]

God I love this movie!

[89aruaL8]

hahahahahaha....."Got one right" hahahahahahahaha

[minievil007]

Ramone- "God bless America lands that I love....that's great song!"

Mr. Gilbertson "That was beautiful, that was really beautiful."

Ramone- "Mama Cass."

LOL =D Always makes me laugh!!

[righthand2111]

lol!!! 3:00 lyk ramone ur so funnay! y comico! thats espanol for funny! see senora rodriguez i am bueno at espanol! danx 4 that F! haha NOT and lyk ZOMG ryan reynolds i wanna have ur baby-os!

[dotlover96]

which of the following numbers is not a prime?

whats her favorite color when shes not at home?

[paulsbunyans]

I love the driver part xD Ryan is hilarious!!! lol

[KuqEZiAlbo]

how do you spell Ramone? 'er ar em oh em ay e' can you say that in english? heehee

[vkliskey]

@sp13daisy

@sp13daisy when I first saw it the first thing that came to mind was Rick from the Trailer Park Boys. It's a Canadian tv show - I thought it might be referring to that?

[vkliskey]

@sp13daisy when I first saw it the first thing that came to mind was Rick from the Trailer Park Boys. It's a Canadian tv show - I thought it might be referring to that?

[airborne1ranger24]

Funny movie, but I think that the ending interview is the best part.....

"you took an oath when you walked into this office"

"i did not take an oath, when did i take an oath"

"You should, well laura should have done that, but she didnt, thats ok " "who's laura"

"Shes the girl behind you DONT look around"

[sp13daisy]

@FrecnhConnetcion I'm asian, so i thought it was american joke or something which is I don't understand. But thanks for your reply. :)