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Famous Speeches: A Few Good Men

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Uploaded on Jun 23, 2008

I've been meaning to put this one up for a while.

WARNING: LANGUAGE!

Lieutenant Kaffee: Colonel Jessep! Did you order the "code red?!!"

Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!




Jessep: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

Lieutenant Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.

Jessep: You want answers?!

Lieutenant Kaffee: I want the truth!

Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's , while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.




We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!




Lieutenant Kaffee: Did you order the "code red?"

Jessep: I did the job I was --

Lieutenant Kaffee: -- Did you order the "code red?!"




Jessep: You're god damn right I did!!!

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  • Dylan Hunter

    Why don't you get a fucking life and not worry about other people little girl.

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  • TH3PREVENT3R

    Both of you should get lives.

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  • ZetaGaming Gambler

    Adaro brought me here

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  • Wacky Rumble

    kinda sounds like Trevor from GTA 5

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  • SeanFromIthaca

    you kinda missed the point there. you can be ruthless and cold-blooded and still follow the rules of war dipshit. you'll all find that out pretty soon.

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  • MrGabeanator

    YOU FORGOT ONE

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  • TH3PREVENT3R

    Yeah

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  • unclefixer

    this is the kind of speech a dumb clueless liberal needs to hear and they need to hear it will drawn down, with their heads down, knowing, NO..... they can't handle the truth.

    No now, not ever , thank God for conservatives and others with a brain, who can handle it .

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  • Rudy Robelez

    All kidding aside, you have issues if you are really attributing all these things to me. I suspect you do this a lot. I'll leave you to it rather than become the focus of your attention. You're clearly a lonely and depressed person, so I won't pick on you any longer. I know you will continue to reply but I won't read them because it's coming off as kind of weird and pathological now. It's important for your fragile self worth that you get the last word, so I'll let you have it. Be safe.

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  • GreatGatz1000

    HA! Every comment you make is more revealing. A minute ago you were telling me to exercise, now you're telling me to fuck off? I'll never stop condemning bullies or bringing the fight to cowards like you. I don't care how weak, pathetic or insecure you are. Don't do it.

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