Flight of the Conchords: Jemaine sleeps with an Australian girl

With the help of Dave, Murray forces Bret and Jemaine to visit a nightclub to experience "dancing music". Inside they discover that the club is overpopulated with men and they sing the song "Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor".
Jemaine manages to pick up a woman at the club but when he awakes at her place the next morning, he discovers that he is surrounded by Australian memorabilia. It is only then he realises that he has accidentally slept with an Australian.

Jemaine tries to sneak out but he can't unlock the door. He phones Bret for help, but the woman catches him and introduces herself as "Keitha". She asks him to stay longer, but he leaves and heads straight to the doctor for a checkup.

Later at a band meeting, Bret reveals to Murray what Jemaine has done. Bret and Murray discuss whether Jemaine should be expelled from the band for his transgression, but they allow him to stay.

Jemaine revisits Keitha to retrieve his missing wallet and over a cup of tea he interrogates her about her family to determine exactly how Australian she is. It turns out she is very Australian, but nonetheless she manages to entice him into bed again.

• Category

  Comedy

[gnarkillkicksass]

As an Aussie - I find this hilarious!

Everyone needs to chill out. Aussies and Kiwis taking the piss is like watching two brothers wrestling in the backyard.

Nobody gets hurt and at the end of the day despite it all we do kinda love each other.

[mylifeasaimz]

'An evil version of our accent.' TRUE DAT.

[Crazystudent93]

That girl is THE most bogan chick I've ever seen in my life

[tarealol]

keep calm and jump out of the window

i want a tshirt saying that

[Neeboopsh]

oz 6 nz 7 :)

[Olli Anne]

she may have been subtly making fun of your accent

[tarealol]

keep calm jump out of the window

[Павел Натаниэль]

XD



[TheRachieRache]

You aren't a very nice person, Jack Stewart :/

[Jack Stewart]

i love how new Zealanders try to make fun of Australia. when i was overe there, they think heaps of Aussie things are theirs, like lamingtons and pavlova. they dont even realise they are the shit that Australia just cant quite wipe off