Flight of the Conchords: Jemaine sleeps with an Australian girl

With the help of Dave, Murray forces Bret and Jemaine to visit a nightclub to experience "dancing music". Inside they discover that the club is overpopulated with men and they sing the song "Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor".
Jemaine manages to pick up a woman at the club but when he awakes at her place the next morning, he discovers that he is surrounded by Australian memorabilia. It is only then he realises that he has accidentally slept with an Australian.

Jemaine tries to sneak out but he can't unlock the door. He phones Bret for help, but the woman catches him and introduces herself as "Keitha". She asks him to stay longer, but he leaves and heads straight to the doctor for a checkup.

Later at a band meeting, Bret reveals to Murray what Jemaine has done. Bret and Murray discuss whether Jemaine should be expelled from the band for his transgression, but they allow him to stay.

Jemaine revisits Keitha to retrieve his missing wallet and over a cup of tea he interrogates her about her family to determine exactly how Australian she is. It turns out she is very Australian, but nonetheless she manages to entice him into bed again.

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Comedy

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[Wtfpwned90]

Did you use protection? Yes, but only on my penis.

I laughed hard.

[ultrapersonthing]

It's not very often you hear "keep calm" and "jump out the window" in the same sentence.

[MrCrowley45]

we have FOTC, they have Tim Minchin. Let's just agree both are awesome and both mock their neighbours.

[Tanklin63]

@beaniesmommy your absolutely right, and when brett walks into the Dr. he's wearing his hair helmet lol

[LeNZian]

"it was like an evil version of our accent" XD

[beaniesmommy]

I just noticed....I think that was the infamous camera/phone from season 1 that he called for help on. Love it!

[gnarkillkicksass]

As an Aussie - I find this hilarious!

Everyone needs to chill out. Aussies and Kiwis taking the piss is like watching two brothers wrestling in the backyard.

Nobody gets hurt and at the end of the day despite it all we do kinda love each other.

[zaniac100]

@jlcapoccia New Zealanders like to believe they sound more english than the Australians do. However, they actually sounds like New Zealanders, and the accent has a lot of unique elements that are very different from any UK accent. Definitely not the Queen's English.

[zaniac100]

@drumdust Yes Sarah Wynter played Kate Warner, season 2 of '24', with an American accent.

[jamesaellis]

All this talk of Wales. :D

[tykykable]

@biggingeryeti No. Well, not really. I've been up over the valleys but kept my head down and just said 'bore da' a lot (even in the afternoon... No-one seemed to notice). I went to Merthyr Tydfil though, and they hate everything. That and as far as I've heard from North Wales, they seem to despise South Wales just as much.

[biggingeryeti]

@tykykable You obviously haven't visited North Wales...