Jack's Life - 10th Place in Mismag822's Contest #29!

Little song I wrote about my good old friend Jack.

Lyrics:

This is a story about a boy named Jack,
Wasn't too thin, wasn't too fat.
Well he grew to the age of around 4,
Told his parents he wanted to know more.
He asked what was the birds and the bees,
They said "Son its easy as 1-2-3"
Well Jack grew to the age of around 5,
Spoke to Jerome and he learned to speak Jive.
Jack grew 10 years older and he stayed quite a joker,
At the age of 16 he learned to play poker.
Bet 65 bucks against his friend who was Dutch,
And boy he got lucky he had a royal flush.

At the age of 27 he met a neat girl,
Her name was Quinn and boy she could twirl.
Well Jack met her daddy 8 weeks later,
Thought he was a king and boy he was a hater.
If you mess with my daughter I'll put 9 bullets in your head,
Then I'll stab you 4 times to make sure you're dead.
So Jack treated her good and he treated her well,
3 years later his life went to hell.
Quinn dumped him for the 9th time for some random man,
Jack quit his job and went to live in a van.
He wasn't seen for another 4 year,
Until he was spotted kicking back 7 beers.

Well another 35 years then had passed,
And boy oh boy those years went fast.
84 countries he'd been to 6 continents he'd seen,
And on the side of that he'd eaten every type of bean.
19 more years flew right by,
Jack turned 86 and joined Delta Alpha Chi.
Jack bought a house 1073 5th street,
Swore off girls and started to grow beets.
Now Jack's exciting life was really slowing down,
9 years went by and he started to frown.
Well he got pretty old and he grew pretty thin,
But then he got back his good old joker's grin.
Well time went by and he widdled away,
Sooner or later his time had came.
Well soon Jack turned 97,
10 days later he floated up to Heaven.
Up in Heaven he saw the King,
Saw the Pope and even James Dean.
Spent all of his time with his old pet cat,
Hope you enjoyed the story of Jack.

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[SammySUB]

Y was the 9 of clubs blue???

[KWIKpwn]

@SammySUB i ran out of other 9's and i needed one more. same with the jokers because i couldnt find the jokers to my red deck

[mismag933]

10th place well done dude

[67sabbir]

@mismag933 i thought you were actually mismag822 LOL

[Rugbymagic360]

this sucks, its obviously set up 

[Pronikzz]

that was brilliant

[MrAceofSpades99]

Well done man!!!!

[GiaIsTheBest]

nice man!

[DxArmy8]

omg



[MagicROCKS97]

amazing song man

[iMagikCardz]

Jumbo arent the best cards, lol nice song