I don't have much to offer
or anything at all
I look like death warmed over
you're like a living doll
Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen
But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen
You're too dear to put a price on
and when I talk to you
You're more than Monty Python
Star Trek or Dr. Who
You're much more than
MST3K or D
I dont have much to offer
or anything at all
I look like death warmed over
you're like a living doll
okay I may be the worst that you have seen
but I'm king dork and I want you to be my queen
You're too dear to put a price on
and when I talk to you
you're more than monty python, star trek or dr. who
you're much more than mstk3 or d&d
I'm king dork and I want you to be with me.
and once you get used to it
maybe you could love me just a little bit
would that be such a catastrophe?
so don't start screaming yet
just lower your standards and get set
whatever it takes
however it has to be
those other girls can't stand me
there's none as fair as you
but when they see you and me
it might embarrass you
so we'll go there they will never see
I'm king dork and I want you to be with me
I'm king dork and I want you to be my queen
I don't have much to offer
or anything at all
I look like death warmed over
you're like a living doll
Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen
But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen
You're too dear to put a price on
and when I talk to you
You're more than Monty Python
Star Trek or Dr. Who
You're much more than
MST3K or D
great song, great book
hellokenney 1 month ago
the song predates the book by about ten years if i remember correctly.
TheMobbyB 6 months ago 2
Pretty shameless advertising, no? Man, that book sucked.
lpclassic60 7 months ago
this book helped me threw my 15th and 16th years of life So... i Think King Dork :)
AvarunesKurshi 8 months ago
this song holds a very special place in my heart.
TheMollymascara 10 months ago