Tentacolino - 3/10

And finally, the third face of the Italian trinity of WTF. This is the sequel to the hit film "The Legend of the Titanic," and it admirably carries on the previous film's utter insanity. It manages to be worse than the last one, and yet somehow even better, all while violating whatever continuity the first film established. This one features a rapping shark, a techno-show tune number, talking toys, a transvestite "Scottsman," and (probably the greatest thing ever animated in any movie) a dog riding a chariot while firing a laser gun at mice. Sadly, they didn't get the original English voice cast back for this one. I kinda miss Tentacles' old voice. I also kinda miss having his name being Tentacles.

The weirdest thing about this one is that it was apparently originally entitled "The Search for the Titanic," but was then retitled "Tentacolino" for the video release. I have no idea why, since Tentacles doesn't really play any sort of central role here. In fact, our wooden human protagonists barely do anthing in this movie. The real main characters now appear to be the dog and the two mice. Anyway, enjoy the lameness.

And yes, I'll be doing commentary for this one as well.

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[hpwolf123]

Thumbs up if you half expected Nostalgia Critic to pop in and begin making commentary.

[MrMatto91]

i bet that the studio this was created at was next to a pot plant that was set on fire.

[MetaRidley06]

lol the dog said "doggy hell"in a kids movie!

[MAnnaconduit1]

lesson to remember kids when freaky underwater differently colored half mutant fish people tell you to go to their hospital to get "treatment" do not go, and of course do not beleive anything they say, and what the hell the dog who can talk in english is surprised that they can breathe under water, not too mention there's a gay fish toy that some how is alive and a mutant otter crossed with electric eel, this is not Atlantis its the underwater version of Frankenstein, that robbed guys victor

[MAnnaconduit1]

@MrMatto91 more like they found a pound of crack and snorted it like sugar

[marlyonama]

@Isunnymeyou Leave that job to me!

[Isunnymeyou]

The Nostalgia has to review this...he just has to.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! D:

[stunner5000pt]

sorry I have many many questions. And this is a piece of shit movie...

[stunner5000pt]

why is the nurse wearing a cowboy hat? Why are these amazonians changing the humans so they can breath underwater? If the stupid bubble could keep them alive until they got to Atlantis, why didn't they simply put the bubble on them and take them to the surface? Why even bother revelaing Atlantis to them?

[ambskater97]

@Itachi4430 Sorry, I meant "shitfest." Damn AutoCorrect.

[ambskater97]

@Itachi4430 Don't worry, you weren't involved in making this shiftiest, so you're lucky.

[CpsLock3]

There you go you fucktards now this movie does make sense and you can stop getting bad headaces from this abomonation of a movie.