Haha we suck. Original Lyrics by Mike Spettigue.
Lyrics:
Hey, food,
You look so bad,
Take some bad fruit,
And throw it out
Remember,
Put lettuce on your tacos,
Then you can go,
And put on hot sauce
Hey, food,
I am afraid,
To eat you,
There's mold all over you
Remember,
BLT's have tomatoes,
And also,
Lettuce and bacon
And every time I eat a steak, hey, food, stomachache,
Don't give me no steak or else, I'll vomit,
And, well, y'know, that won't be good, like if you're hit, with wood,
Or maybe get hit, by a, huge comet
La, la, la,
La, la,
La, la,
La, la
Hey, food,
You'll get me sick,
I won't eat you,
No I won't eat you
Remember,
You're on the food pyramid,
Junk food, I'll get rid,
Of you, you're unhealthy
Don't hurt me or I'm done with you, hey, food, for good,
I won't eat you again if you hurt me,
And if I flirt with a hot lady, hey, food, don't betray me,
Don't make me make disturbimg sounds
La, la, la,
La, la,
La, la,
La, la, yeah!
Hey, food,
I'm almost done,
After hours,
This song is almost done
Remember,
Kids just stay in school,
Eating bad food ain't cool,
Don't eat too much butter,
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, OH!
[Many la's]
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