The Johnson McWerthy Show: How To Steal a Car

This is a video my Uncle made as a project in college. I hope you enjoy it!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• How
• to
• steal
• car
• johnson
• mcwerthy

[Topkilla94]

THIS GUY IS A DUMB FUCKIN LOSER!!!!

[TheArrogantSOB]

Says the 36 year old who posts videos of himself playing video games on Youtube. You're the real winner here.

[sickbasterd123]

Why do i have the feeling this video was made in the 90s?

[mgmanmike]

If you REALLY want to steal cars and don't know how, find someone who will teach u the various methods for disabling the alarm, sat-gav, onstar, lowjack, bypass ignition security features and the multiple ways to unlock doors and bypassing the lock on the ignition. You can also buy an ignition with a key for the same make/model or car to be stolen and use that to start the car with little to no damage to the car.

[mgmanmike]

To sell it hot: find a chop shop or exporter to sell it to. Allot of auto-body shops and some small used car dealers buy hot cars for parts or to clean-up and sell. You will not make the most u can this way, but, it's easy. Another way is to find someone who exports goods to South America, Africa, Asia or the mid-east using cargo containers. If you can find someone who exports and they will buy, you will make much more. I dunno if the latter happens nemore, because they x-ray containers now.

[mgmanmike]

To make your stolen car legit: buy the same make & model car, (appox. the same year, but doesn't have to be exact) at a junk yard. Get 1 with a blown engine or trans. If sold without a title, you apply for a new one. Remove seal #s, vin # and some engine parts with serial #s on them. Switch all these to your stolen car and register it. You now have a legit stolen car. You can also switch the engine, trans., and other parts. It all depends on how "clean" you want it to be.

[mgmanmike]

Respond to this video... To steal a Gm: chip open the left side of the steering column using a flat head. Remove plastic cover and you'll see a gear, pop that off. You'll also see a U-shaped spring, stretch it out to disengage the steering lock. DO NOT remove spring! Where u removed the gear from, there is a rod with teeth on top, pull that rod back with flat head and presto! If ne 1 wants to know how to steal other makes and models,shoot me a message and I'll tell ya.

[mgmanmike]

@213Taneli213 On some cars, you can't. Using a dent puller on the ignition, removing the lock and then you can start with a flat head.

[666callmeanytime]

or is it just me...or this dude looks like Larry the Cable Guy from bluecollartv

[FanterA333]

I was gonna defend Topkilla94's right to upload vids of his gaming no matter what age he is, but no-scoping with sniper rifles is for 12 yr olds, and only 2 steps above aim-botting-wall-hackers

[383chevystroker]

unscrew the oil pan?? hahahahahaha

[integraz32lover]

last time i checked an oil pan is not right under where the jacking points are..its attached to the engine,duhh this guy is so stupid and if you do unscrew the drain plug you will need a wrench not you fingers and how the hell can you make an alarm go of by doing that??

[MrTrucker2000]

whats the name of the song?